My Nonexistent Love Life

To: Those Who Think Love Is Ironic. 1/28/13.

1/28/13

Hello my gorgeous, fantastic, awesome, wondering, cute, adoring, marvelous, majestic, magical, amazing, amiable, friendly, pretty, handsome, hot lovlies!

This could have been the worst month of my life, but it's not.

Isn't that weird? Even though Teddy asked the girl he liked to homecoming; the homecoming that I'll be crashing...

His parents actually said yes to it, and so did the girl's parents. I actually HELPED him ask her out to homecoming. I don't even know the girl, but he wanted to send her a video.

So I came up with posting "Homecoming?" on his window so that he could pull the curtain back and it'd be there after he played a really cute song on the guitar. WHY ME.

How ironic is THAT?

Sometimes, I feel like love's out to get me. I mean, what did I ever do to love? I couldn't have screwed up cause I've never experienced it, so why the heck does this happen to me and all of you guys out there, who are probably the sweetest little things in the world, but never get the guy?

Ever see the school's weirdest person get a boyfriend and actually be in love? Is it just me, or does everyone always ask themselves why they couldn't get someone like that, if even so and so got one?

It's mean, sure, but I mean, it's true!

 I just wonder what I'm doing wrong..

but ANYWAY, 

yeah, sorry I've been away for so long.

MY LOVE LIFE IS GETTING EVEN WORSE.

No seriously, I thought I'd succeeded in getting over Teddy... like I even tore down all the pictures I have of him on my bedroom walls... hahha JUST KIDDING. but I really did think I was over him.

But then.....

I just wasn't.

fniekjdnvjrkfsn vlijkserndoancokemanclkarem<--This is basically how I feel right now.

My best friend has no idea who he is so I can't really tell her anything, my second best friend is best friends with Teddy's unofficial girlfriend.... how messed up-______________-

I kind of feel really.... okay, that's a lie. I DO feel super bad.. I feel like I'm flirting with Teddy even though I know he's taken and I know how much he likes her...

To make things worse, I think I'm a hypothermiac or whatever that thing is where people think they're sick withj ust about ever disease in the world... What are the symptoms of breast cancer? I honestly think I'm going insane...

ANYWAY, 

since you guys aren't my doctors and basically just my rant buds...

let's get to business, shall we?

LOVE IS IRONIC.

TIP NUMBER like... THIRTY SOMETHING-

Love. Is. Soooo. Ironic. It's. Not. Even. Funny.

At all... so stop laughing. hahahaha.

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Like seriously, how many times in your life have you liked somebody and actually got them to like you back? I mean, you could be the sweetest girl or guy in the world, but if the one your going for doesn't like you, they don't like you. That's it.

Now, everybody always thinks things will turn out different if you actually tell the guy or girl that you like them.

PLEASE DO NOT.