Heeeeeeeeeeey.
Right, so does anyone here think I am normal (not weird)??
Anyone??
If you do, I have very terrible, heartbreaking news...
You're WRONG!! (Not trying to be mean, btw)
Today when I was taking my Llama Hoodie off while admiring my Alpaca Jacket (don't judge jace just jace just just jace... Sorry, I was playing with the predictions bar thingy. Every time I type the letter 'j' it comes up with just and jace. Omg, when I typed 'j' it came up with 'job' So cool.)
Hey, I just realised that could be a really good song!!
Don't judge Jace
Just Jace, Just-Just Jace
See?!
Ok, sorry, major distraction. Something that happens quite a bit.
OOOHOOHOGOGOGOGOGOOOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOG MY GODS!!!!!!!!
MY DAD JUST TOLD ME THAT OUR INTERNET WAS BACK, IM SCREAMING NO IM NOT BUT I WANT TO ANFJEJFNDKVNSKFHCJAKJFJCJGJSLFHFJFJFJFJ
AAHHH I WANT TO GO TO MAGNUS'S HOUSE AND PARTAAAAHHHHYYYYYYYYY AAHHH MAGNUS INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE, PLEASE!!!
IT'S BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BACK!!!!
*knocks on Magnus's door*
Me: HEEEEEYYYY I GOT MAH INTERNET BACK, THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR AWESOME PAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRTTTTAAAAAHHHHHYYYYYYYYY
Magnus: COME IN, WE'RE HAVING A BLAST!!
*walks in*
*sees Alec leading the Twerk Cha-Cha (where everyone walks in a line twerking to music) behind him are Jace, Clary, Izzy, Simon, Maia, Bat, Jocelyn, Luke, Maryse, Robert, Aline, Helen, Julian, Emma, Jem and Tessa (I was going to put ghost Jessie and Will but then I thought, "Woah, wait, William Herondale twerking??!!)*
As you can see, I am perfectly sane right now and I do NOT need a medical therapist, I mean, it's not like I imagined the most stunning, Welsh, book-loving, poetry-writing, Demon-Pox-knowing, duck-hating, blue-eyed, tousled-black-haired man from the 1800's who takes the name Herondale and was given the name Will, TWERKING!!!
Totally fine. Totes.
I'm so ecstatic right now I could die. Ok. Brb. I need to watch the last episode of The Next Step.
Ok, so I watched the last episode and it was INTENSE!!!! Oh and I got a little side-tracked with some games too.. OOHH ye, and I watched two videos by Pewdiepie on YouTube.
Hey did you guys know that AN OFFICIAL TV SERIES FOR THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS IS COMING OUT YESYESYEYSYESYEYES IKR IKRIKRIKRI ITS GONNA BE CALLED SHADOWHUNTERS!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS SAY THAT!!!!!
Ok, let's get back on track here...
So while I was admiring my Alpaca Jacket, this really random parody of Anaconda popped into my head:
My alpaca don't!
My alpaca don't!
My alpaca don't want none unless you got wool Hun!!
Yep. Just randomly. And then, the real Anaconda song got stuck in my head and for some reason, I thought (sorry, these song lyrics are kinda innappropriate):
My alpaca don't want none unless you got tits Hun!!
Seriously, what in the name of the gods...
QOC: What's the weirdest thought you've ever had?
My answer: Believe it or not, not William Herondale twerking as a ghost but my teacher... Long story...
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