*To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon (the song in the media)*
--THERE MAY BE SPOILERS SO DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED HOO--
Festus, the happy dragon lived with his friends,
And frolicked with his bestest mate, his name was Leo Valdez,
Festus, the happy dragon lived with his friends
They flew around America on a quest before the World would end
Festus, the happy dragon flew into a laser,
Leo did survive but Festus was broken, so
Leo worked for hours, in Bunker 9,
Instead he made him the masthead on the second Argo,
Together they would travel, his friends on Argo II,
Festus was a boat who could fly and speak creak and squeak,
Leo understood him perfectly, they got along so well,
They talked together while the others spoke Latin and Greek,
Leo could control him, no one else knew how,
They visited Camp Jupiter where Leo was possessed so,
He accidentally blew up the whole place,
The Romans got so angry, they threw a brick at Jason's face (oh no)
Leo rebuilt Festus, he was a dragon again,
Together they fought Mother Earth who goes by the name Gaea,
Festus flew to Gaea, Piper put her to sleep,
Leo shot his fire, using up all his power,
Leo flew off Festus, and then he died,
Festus was distraught as heck so he flew down to his body,
Gaea was defeated, but Festus was not happy (a/n Pun intended)
He brought Leo back to life, how did he do this? Gods know.
Leo was alive again and Festus was happy,
Leo found a girlfriend, whose heart was broken by Percy,
The girl was slightly old-fashioned but she was very pretty,
Leo really liked her, let's just call her Cally,
Festus, the happy dragon lived with his friends,
And frolicked with his bestest mate, his name was Leo Valdez,
Festus, the happy dragon lived with his friends
They flew around America, and stopped the World's great end.
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Hey, did you like my parody??
At least it wasn't as sad as the original...
Oh yeah, and sorry for skipping from The Lost Hero to Blood of Olympus.....
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