What happens when you summon Emiya Shirou in Chaldea

Britain Vs Japan

When it comes to a servant's nationality, it would not cause a war of some sort...unless said servant's nationality is about Emiya Shirou. In that case, any sense of logic is thrown out of the window...

"Man! After a long day of gruesome training, the thing that I need is food for my stomach!" Mordred said proudly as she took large bites from her food.

"Be careful with your chewing Mordred," Gawain said.

"Can it! You're not my mother!"

Percival let out a chuckle. "Even now, her appetite hasn't changed..."

"You can say that again..." Lancelot replied.

Soon, the Knights of the Round continued to eat their meals in peace...or so as they thought.

All because of Mordred's mouth.

"Still though, I can't believe that mother was able to keep up with us. And so easily..." Mordred said as she was munching on a chicken leg.

"Indeed. As expected from Queen Shirou, he was able to beat all of us with quite such elegance..." Tristan said as he sipped on some tea from his cup.

"Yes. Not to mention the fact that our king has trained him in the past as well," Gawain said.

"Eh?! Our king has taught our queen?" Lancelot asked.

"Yes. From what I heard; our king has taught our queen some of her swordsmanship techniques for him to protect himself better."

"Really?! Now I'm jealous of our queen!" Gareth pouted.

"Me too! Speaking of which, if Emiya Shirou became our king's new consort...does that automatically make him British?" Percival asked.

"Hm...that is a good question..." Tristan replied,

Agravain let out a sigh. "I swear, all of you need to be quiet, or else trouble is going to come soon..." he groaned.

"How rude!"

Upon hearing the loud voice, the Knights of the Round stopped having their conversation. It was then they heard a clatter of sounds from another table, followed by a group of servants coming up towards them.

The group of said servants consisted of Oda Nobunaga, Hijikata Toshizou, Sakata Kintoki, and a few others. For a moment, silence occurred between the two groups.

"Um...can I help you?" Gawain asked.

"Yes. Did we just heard you call Emiya Shirou your queen?" Oda Nobunaga questioned a bit in annoyance.

"Yeah! Do you have a problem with that?" Mordred asked casually.

"Yes! It is quite disrespectful to call him your queen! He is a warrior worth for the Shinsengumi!" Hijikata yelled angrily.

"Plus, he's a man! It is embarrassing to call him your queen! He's not even British! He's Japanese!" Kintoki added in.

"No! By being our king's new consort, he became British in the process! Therefore, he is British!"

"Japanese!"

"British!"

"Japanese!"

The bickering lasted for a while the rest of the knights watched along with the other Japanese servants. "Wow, this is one weird argument I have ever seen..."

"First of all, Emiya Shirou being our queen is not embarrassing! It is one of the highest honors a person can receive!" Gawain yelled.

"Huh?! One of the highest honors? Sorry, but Emiya Shirou does not deserve such a title as that! If anything, he should receive the title of samurai!" Oda Nobunaga yelled.