Infiltrating the District - Chapter 35

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Tanjiro: Entertainment District?

He, Zane, and Inosuke were kinda confused at this

Zenitsu: You know, that thing! Know what I mean? The place where... Huh? You don't get it?

He looked to his slaying allies but they simply looked right back at him 

Tengen: Listen up!

He jumped around and started posing

Tengen: I am a god! You four are... Trash!

This made the four of them crack and break apart

Tengen: That's the first thing you need to pound into your heads! Drive it in! You're to turn into dogs if I tell you to!

The dogs barked

Tengen: Turn into monkeys if I say so!

The monkeys cheered 

Tengen: Hunch over and rub your hands together, constantly pander to my every whim and suck up to me with every fiber of your being! And let me repeat! I! Am! A! God!

He struck a pose with a peace sign near his head and his other arm pointing above them

Zenitsu: (This guy is crazy!)

Then Tanjiro raised his hand

Tanjiro: What are you the god of, specifically?

Zenitsu: (I don't believe this guy!)

Zane: Are you the God of Flashiness?

He raised his hand to answer keeping his neutral straight face look

Zenitsu: (What's up with these two?) 

Tengen: Good questions! You two have potential!

Sparkles sparkled around him

Zenitsu: (But there both stupid questions! What potential?)

He struck another pose 

Tengen: I am indeed the God of Flashiness. I am the God of Festivals.

Naho and Sumi both questioned what they're talking about 

Zenitsu: (What an idiot. He's the god of stupidity. No question about it.)

Inosuke: I'm the King of the Mountains! Nice to meet you... God of Festivals!

Tanjiro and Zenitsu looked at Inosuke as if he was dumb and Zane didn't exactly care but still looked at him

Tengen: What are you talking about? You sure are creepy!

He was really confused at whatever this crazy person was talking about

Zenitsu: (No! You two are a close match for each other! Cringeworthy!)

He was really was shocked at this how could anyone be like this

Inosuke: Huh? What did you say?

Zane had to hold Inosuke back from attacking Tengen not that he'd get to far anyways

Tengen: Creepy.

Inosuke: Let me go, Zamne!

The Hashira just stood there cross armed looking at the creepy guy

Zenitsu: (So, he only has a distaste for those living in the same dimension.)

Inosuke continued to struggle but Uzui then turned around

Tengen: So, there's no time to fool around. Lets go. Follow me.

He leaned forward and dashed ahead leaving a giant plume of smoke 

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