In this one-shot, you and Josuke have already been dating for two years now, but Josuke's been wondering when you and him were going to have your first child.
So when Old Joseph asks you and him to watch over Shizuka (the invisible baby) for him, Josuke takes this as an opportunity for you and him to practice your child skills.
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Story: I'd say either fluff/intense fluff (i don't know tho)
Who: Josuke x Reader
Storyline: You and Josuke babysit together.
enjoy, simps :)
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"Of course, Mr. Joestar!" You squeal. "I'd loooove to watch Little Shizuka!"
"That's wonderful, Y/N. I have a doctor's appointment I have to go to at 11 tomorrow. Thank you." He says.
"I'll see you two tomorrow, you hear?" Joseph asks. "Yes, Mr. Joestar; bye-bye, now!" You blow a kiss to him over the phone, and end the call. "Josuke, come here! I have some exciting news!" You jump up and down. Josuke sighs, pauses the game, and walks over to you.
"What is it, my crazy girl?" He smirks, kissing you on the cheek. "Your dad asked for us to babysit Little Shizuka! I agreed!" You smile.
Josuke looks at you happily, and hurls you up in the air. "Really?! Finally!~" He whines. You blush. Josuke's been nagging you for the past two years about a child; he says; since you two have been together for two years, you've had plenty of time to talk about children. You've agreed and tried to stall it, but Josuke's just way too persistent.
"We can get the practice in! When we become parents-" He starts, but you cut him off, placing a finger on his lips. "Josuke-kun, what have I said about this topic?" You blush. "You said to hold off...but you know how much I want it." Josuke teases, whispering in your ear softly. You scream and back-hand him in the face.
"Ow! Shimata, Y/N; I forgot you can pack a punch." He groans, rubbing his cheek. "Serves you right, playing with my emotions like that; you know how flustered I can get!" You huff.
"Damn." He sighs, stretches, and smirks at you. "What, Josuke? You're looking at me with that look." You stare at him up and down. Josuke has this certain face when he's....in that mood. "Oh, no; not tonight. I have a baby I need to babysit." You cross your arms. "You'll be just fine." He whispers in your ear again, and kisses you all the way to the bedroom.
-----timeskip after..... that activity (if you know what i mean).......
It's morning time, and you're stuck in bed, whining and sore. You told Josuke to hold off, but, of course, he wouldn't listen. It's already 10:00 a.m., and you can barely move.
"Come on, Crazy girl. It's time to get ready." Josuke stands at the doorway, staring at you from the door. "I can't move, Josuke-kun, you idiot." You blush. "I really did you in, didn't I?" He laughs. You throw a pillow at his face. "Okay, okay; I'll stop teasin', Y/N. Look, Crazy Diamond will take care of it." He smirks, and lifts you off the bed.
"It's your fault, Josuke-kun." You whine, kicking him in the side. "Owwww!~" He whines. "Now, make me my favorite smoothie." You demand. "Fine. Do you want to be fixed or not?" He raises an eyebrow. "Yes, I do." You say, nodding. "Crazy Diamond!" Josuke yells, and his Stand comes out, does his little magic stuff, and you feel all better.
(A/N: Yeah, you have a stand. Tell me your stand's name in the comments; my stand's name is Golden Harbor) ((I wasn't thinking when I named it, and yes, I know it sounds like Giorno's stand's name))
"I'm going to go pick out my outfit; you get to making my smoothie!" You poke Josuke's nose, and he laughs. "Fine." He replies, and sets you down.
------timeskip to when you and Josuke are babysitting Shizuka------
"I'll expect you two will take care her." Joseph smiles sweetly, patting your shoulder. "Of course, Mr. Joestar: I love Shizuka!" You giggle, tickling her. She giggles loudly. "Of course you will. I'll see you later, you two. Josuke, be a good boy for Y/N, you hear? Don't give her any trouble." Joseph looks at Josuke, and Josuke blushes and rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah, old man." He says, and rushes Joseph out of the doorway. You giggle.
"What's so funny, Y/N?" He raises an eyebrow. "You got so embarrassed, you hurried him out of the house." You laugh again. "I-I was not embarrassed!" He blushes, stammering. "Yes, you were!" You smile.
"Whatever." He mumbles. "Okay.....let's play with Little Shizuka now!" You rush over to the floor, and let the little baby go, Shizuka finding a toy horse and trying to eat it.
"We'll take turns watching her; I'll watch her for an hour, and then you'll watch her for an hour. Deal?" You ask. "Deal, my crazy girl." He bites a pizza roll, and offers Shizuka one.
(A/N: I did research, and Pizza Rolls were made in the 1960's, therefore probably being in Morioh in 1999. And plus, who can live without pizza rolls??)
"Why do you call me 'crazy girl', knowing good and well I'm sane?" You ask, annoyed. "It's my pet name for you, hun. Unless you want me to call you 'hun' or 'sweetie pie'?" Josuke smirks. "No, no." You smile back.
"Oh, heck! Grab that, Josuke!~" You yell, pointing at the candle Shizuka's trying to eat.
Josuke jumps the couch, grabs the candle from Shizuka's hands, and crashes into the television. "Josuke! That wasn't necessary!" You scream, shaking your head. "Don't worry about it, crazy girl; Crazy Diamond can fix it easily." Josuke calls out his stand, and sure enough, Crazy Diamond fixes it in the blink of an eye.
"Look at us! We're future parents in the making! A true power couple!" Josuke smiles, and kisses you on the cheek. "You're getting ahead of yourself, Josuke-kun." You giggle.
(I went over again lol)
Arrivederci, bestie.
----Arii😑
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