THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ━━━ jjba

secco at mcdonald's || a crackfic to tide you over while i finish requests 😆

context: my sisters and i were having dinner yesterday, and we were asking each other which jjba characters we'd take out to dinner and where. well, one of my sisters said "I'm going to take Secco to McDonald's, and he's going to scare the kids in the play place". we started wheezing, and talked about it on the way home; my youngest sister said the kids would scream "Mommy! There's a dog, and it's vicious!" and then she suggested my younger sister and Secco would do the dirty in the play place when McDonald's closes. 

i decided to make it a crackfic for you all because i thought it was absolutely funny, and secco's absolutely disgusting 🤢

warning and disclaimers: this will be a lemon, so watch out; the lemonade will be sour. also, trust me, i do NOT condone having sexual relations with Secco; he's disgusting, and scary, okay? i'm not that far out there, i promise.

anyways, enjoy :D

"Promise you'll be good for me?" You ask, giving the human dog a tap on the head. Secco nods frantically in reply, his crazed purple eyes staring you down hungrily. Smiling, you place a small, quick kiss on his forehead, causing him to stammer in ecstasy. "I--uh--I'll b-be good!" He panics, his voice shaky and confused.

Sighing, you close your car door and lock it, heading to the glass door and pinning your nametag on your work uniform. You've been working at McDonald's for three months now, and you finally decided to get a pet to keep you company and live with you. Well, more like a human to keep you company. Secco was his name; he was a lanky, athletic young man, with thick black eyelashes, piercing purple eyes, and crooked teeth that you found that really cute. You decided to take him in after you found him sitting at your door, whispering to himself.

Secco follows you everywhere, and you have to bring him with you to most places because he gets panicky and crazed without you, giggling happily and bringing your small apartment to shambles. You still love him though, and he loves you too. He looks and sounds a bit crazy; his voice shakes all the time, and varies in pitch, causing his voice to sound disoriented, crazed, and confused. You find it cute, and a turn on most of the time.

Entering the restaurant, you wave to your co-workers and get started on the register. Things go smoothly for half the night, until a loud bump in the doors startles you out of your flow. Secco swings open the glass door, gritting his teeth as he looks around the dining tables. People stare at him confused, and he stares back, baring his teeth at the customers. Confused whispers and small screams from mothers resound, and you sigh, walking over to your pet.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" You say, blushing as you reach down and give him a good scratch behind his ears. He pants a bit, and you laugh. Secco coughs awkwardly, clearing his throat as he tries to speak clearly. "I--I wanted--wanted to see--you." He replies, a stammer in his words. "Not now, Secco, I'm busy." You say, and he whines, a sad look on Secco's face.

Nodding frantically, Secco stares at you wantingly, waiting for your reaction. Sighing, you shake your head, and whisper in the man's ear. "Not now, Secco. Y/N's busy." You say, getting a grunt and growl from his lips. He frowns, turning his lips out in disgust. Growling once again, he takes off, diving into the ground with his Stand and appearing in the play place from the floor, causing panicked screams to arise from the small children who are playing in the room.

Mothers scream in surprise and dash to the door, yelling. Oh my god, you think, and sprint after your dog, pushing your way through the mothers. "What are you going to do about my child?!" One screams, holding your shoulder with a death grip. "D-Don't worry ma'am. I'll get them out!" You say, opening the door and staring at Secco, hoping to look imposing.