Hello, my wonderful simps. Today is another wonderful day where I am, and I hope it is wherever you are! It's your host, Arii✨, and welcome back to the internet's favorite show, La Squadra Headcanons: The Series! In this installment of LSE:TS, I'll be giving three headcanons about every member of your favorite hitman team, La Squadra. Without further ado, grab something to drink, eat, and your Kirby plushes, and let's get straight into it!
----Three Headcanons About Every La Squadra Member!----
Illuso:
1. His favorite musical artist is Michael Jackson.
2. He really likes french fries, and eats them almost anytime he can and with anything he can.
3. He likes the smell of watermelon, and will go out of his way to smell like it.
Ghiaccio:
1. He can't see anything without his glasses; he can't even see his own fingers in front of his face.
2. When the Team goes roller skating, Ghiaccio outdoes them all; skating backwards, doing turns, singing while dancing in skates, and going around the rink three times when they just went around once.
3. He likes playing Monopoly, and he always tries to go for Boardwalk; does he always win? Yeah.
Pesci:
1. He really likes milk, but his favorite flavor is strawberry. He'll take chocolate on a good day, though.
2. He loves Christmas time, and he's usually the one who decorates the place, makes the cookies, and gives sweaters to everyone.
3. Pesci really loves Uno, but he's really bad at hiding his cards, and he cries when he loses.
Formaggio:
1. He likes flirting with the other members as a joke, but almost of them hate it, hate him for it, or play along with him (Melone, and sometimes Prosciutto), throwing him off.
2. He can paint really well, but he's too busy being loud and annoying, so e doesn't bother with it.
3. Formaggio's Yogurt Mountain order goes as follows: vanilla frozen yogurt, and gummy worms. Nothing more, nothing less.
Risotto:
1. He probably has one of those bunny ear hats in his drawer, but he hides it from the other members.
2. He pretends to not be aware of the boys' gossiping, but he listens in to their gossips, and will even throw in his own opinions/takes on it.
3. He forces the team to play horror games/watch analog horror videos with him on YouTube, and almost everyone (except Illuso and Prosciutto) screams at the jumpscares.
Melone:
1. His favorite music album is Enchanted Whispers And Instrumentals by Windows 96.
2. He loves going shopping in the mall late at night, and he'll just sit on a bench and listen to mall music echoing throughout the hallways.
3. He likes soft pretzels, especially with cheese, and he hides it from the team because they all also really like soft pretzels.
Prosciutto:
1. He shops at Bath and Body Works, and gets Illuso to help him pick hand sanitizers/hand soaps/lotions, but doesn't tell anyone else in the squad.
2. He's a big fan of face masks; his favorite ones are cucumbers/mint, and strawberry smelling ones.
3. He likes going to the beach to get a tan and he'll bring his sunscreen, Ray Ban sunglasses, and a glass of his favorite wine.
That's all for today, simps. I'll see you next time, and my Kirby plush and I love you all~
Arrivederci e buonanotte!----Arii✨
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