THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ━━━ jjba

beach day! || joseph x reader || it's september but who cares

hii, friends! i love you all, and i wanted to say thanks for 845 reads by the time i'm posting this! you all are amazing, and i thank you for your love and support through these jjba one-shots and headcanons! i love each and every one of you so very much, and my Kirby plush and i send our wishes and love toward you! ---arii

also, this one is dedicated to @brezeppeli because they kept me going :)

"I'm ready!" Joseph smirks triumphantly. You shake your head, staring at him; he has a sun hat on, with swim trunks, and a donut floatie around his waist, threatening to pop. "You look ridiculous, Joseph Joestar." You laugh, and tie your hair up in a bun. "Ridiculous for you, darling!" He winks at you, and you roll your eyes, blushing. "Can we leave now.?" He asks, impatiently; it amazes you how fast he can switch from flirtatious and energetic to mad and annoyed in a matter of seconds. "No, I need my sunscreen, umbrella, and towel. Do you have your towel?" You ask him.

Joseph's face turns into a mixture of annoyed and angry, and you raise an eyebrow at him. "Come on, JoJo. If you want to go to the beach, you need a towel. You don't want to be wet and cold." You say, and he scoffs. "I'm a man; I can be cold if I want to." He rolls his eyes, annoyed. "Suit yourself." You say, and run up the stairs, grabbing your sunglasses, towel, and sunscreen. "Did you get my umbrella, Joseph?" You ask, and he giggles, rubbing the back of his neck.

"What's so funny?" You ask him, and he giggles harder, his face turning red. "I swear---Joseph Joestar! What's so funny?" You ask again, placing a hand on your hip in anger. "It's right there." He smirks, pointing to your back. You feel your back, and sure enough, the umbrella is sticking to your back, a piece of tape holding it in place. "What--how'd you do that?" You ask, and he smirks, pride filling his eyes. "I can do a lot of things, Y/N! You just don't know it yet!" He winks, and grabs your hand.

"Joseph!" You laugh, and he kisses your lips, shutting you up quickly. "I love you, Y/N." He smirks, and you blush, startled by how close he is to you. "I-I love you too, Joseph." You stammer.

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"Are we there yet?" He asks again, and you look at him, annoyed. "Joseph Joestar, you are 18. Start acting like it!" You shove him, and he scoffs, rolling his eyes. "When are we going to get there? I don't want to wait any longer!" He crosses his arms, and turns his head the other way. "Be patient." You sigh, and he grumbles. "Patient? Being patient is the next worst thing ever, compared to work, that is." He says matter-of-factly, and you shake your head. "What is wrong with you?" You ask, and he purses his lips together. "You're ignoring me now." He glares at you, and you scoff unbelievably.

"Do you want to go to the beach or not?" You ask him, and he stares out of the car window. "That's what I thought." You say, and continue the car ride. In thirty minutes, you're pulling up to the parking lot in front of the beach. Joseph is knocked out cold, his chair leaned back, and his arms behind his head. He's snoring so loud, you had to stick your earbuds in so you wouldn't hear him. "Joseph." You shake him, and he doesn't respond. "Joseph?" You lean in to see if he's awake, and then he suddenly jumps up, yelling.

"Ah!" You scream, jumping away. "Hahahah! Got you!" He laughs proudly, his green eyes lighting up with delight. "Joseph Joestar!" You yell, and he laughs some more. "Haha! I didn't expect you to jump so high, princess. I almost though you were about to jump through the roof of the car!" He teases, and you swat his arm, him laughing. "I swear--you are way too much sometimes!" You growl angrily. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry; I wasn't planning on giving you a heart attack." He says, and you glare at him, stepping out of the car.

"I'm contemplating on whether I should drive back alone or leave you here." You say, grabbing your bag and umbrella from the trunk. "Hey! Wait just a minute! You're not going to take me back, are you?" He asks, his face the definition of surprised and angry. "I don't know, Joseph." You say, and close the trunk. "I said I was sorry, princess! Don't take me back home; please!~" He hugs you from behind, wrapping his strong arms around you. "J-Joseph! Quit that!" You swat at him, but he dodges it, coming close to your ear.

"Come on, princess." He whispers near your ear, and you resist the chill coming up your spine. "F-Fine, I won't take you back home." You blush, and he lifts you off the ground, smiling. "JoJo! Put me down!" You yell, and he laughs, running with you in his arms. "Nope!" He smirks, running like a crazy person through the parking lot. "Joseph Joestar!" You yell, hitting his arms. "Fine, I'll put you down." He obliges, placing your feet on the ground. "Let's go before I change my mind." You say, and he cheers, sticking a fist in the air. "Very nice!" He winks, and you shake your head, rolling your eyes.

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You lay your blanket out on the sand, and smooth it down. Joseph sticks your blue and white umbrella in the sand, and you stare at him. "What's wrong now, princess?" He asks, placing his hands on his hips. "Move it to the left, Joseph." You say. "Ugh!" He says angrily, and takes the umbrella out of the dry sand, placing it to his left. "My left, not your left!" You yell, and he scoffs again. "Aren't they both left?!" He asks annoyed, and you shake your head, standing up and snatching the umbrella from him. "Oh, give me this!" You say, exasperated. "Here!" He yells, and crosses his arms, his thick eyebrows furrowed.

"This is my left!" You point to the newly-placed umbrella, and he scratches the side of his head, confused. "I thought that was the left I put it in!" He says after about three minutes of mumbling to himself, and making hand movements. "It wasn't!" You say, and he rolls his eyes, nodding. "I get it now, Y/N!" He smirks triumphantly, and you stare at him, wondering if he really understood it or not. "Can we go and swim now?" He asks, and you shake your head. "First, we need sunscreen." You say, digging through your bag.

"Sunscreen?! What the hell?! Why do we need that stuff!" He asks, yelling. "You don't want to look like a tomato, do you?" You ask, and he rolls his eyes. "Come here." You say, rubbing the sunscreen together on your hands. He comes to you as you say, and you stare at him, angry. "You know you have to bend down for me to reach you, JoJo; you're 6'5''." You say, and he winks, laughing. He squats down, and you rub sunscreen on his face. "This stuff smells like shit!" He says dramatically, and you roll your eyes. "It actually smells good." You say, and he shakes his head, making a disgusted face.

"Let me get your chest now." You say, and he starts to smirk, staring you up and down. You stare back at him, and start to blush. "Don't make this harder than it has to be." You say. He sits still, and you rub his chest, trying to look anywhere but his chest and face. "Don't be shy, princess." He smirks, and you blush harder, staring at the sand. "I wish you'd stop!" You say, and he laughs, shaking his head. "Oh, come here and kiss me." He smiles. You bend down to his face, and touch your lips with his.

He slowly wraps his arm around your waist, and puts the other hand in your hair, playing with it. You put your hands around his shoulders, leaning into the kiss. After a few minutes, you back away, blushing.

"I swear you always have to do this!" You stammer shyly, and Joseph laughs, running a hand through his hair.

"What? I love you too much, princess!" He smirks, placing his hand on your cheek.

love you and talk to you soon! :))----arii