hii! it's me--Arii. i hate to toot my own horn, i really do, but--look at me, all up on the oneshots/headcanons for you all; like, who is she?? all jokes aside, i wanted to write another Joseph Joestar one-shot because i really like writing Joseph Joestar one-shots; his personality and mine fit so well, all I have to really do is just channel my inner Joseph, and go to town on this keyboard lmao
in this one-shot, i put Playboy!Joseph, just because idk if you would really classify him as a playboy; the definition on Google is: a wealthy man who spends his time enjoying himself, especially one who behaves irresponsibly or has many casual sexual relationships. does he fit that criteria? to me, yes, but let me know what you think :)
anyways, enjoy the one-shot, my loves🤗
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who: Playboy!Joseph (me as a fictional male character irl lmao)
storyline: He tries to hit on you in a café, and you pretend not to like him because you're a tsundere. (This is just a really good excuse to look up terrible pick-up lines on Google haha)
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"Hey there, cutie." A boy, about 18, with dark brown hair and dark green eyes strolls over to you sliding into the booth. You sigh, and put your book down. This guy has been staring at you ever since you got here, and you're really annoyed. Who the heck does this guy think he is, staring at me like that?, you scoff to yourself, and the boy clears his throat.
"Why do you keep staring at me like that, huh?" You growl, and he smirks. "I think you're very pretty; you would complement me well." He says, his lustrous, dark green eyes staring you up and down. His eyes rest on your chest after a while, and you blush, smacking him straight in the face. "You're disgusting." You stammer, and he laughs.
"Ooooh; she's feisty, too. Just my type." He smirks, and you scoff. "What do you want? I don't have time for this." You say, and the boy takes a sip of your lemonade, his lips wrapped around the straw. You sit there, surprised and disgusted. Surprised, because he wrapped his lips around your lemonade, and disgusted because he's so...attractive.
"So, love, what's your name?" He asks, smiling. You try to ignore him, but you can feel his eyes on you, and you roll your eyes, blushing. "Not going to talk, hm?" He pouts sarcastically, and you consider punching him in his smug, attractive, little face. "No, you weirdo. You're a random stranger I want nothing to do with." You bite, but the handsome boy just shakes his head, his soft lips curling into a smile.
"Fine, then. I'll introduce myself." He says, a hard edge coming into his voice. "I'm Joestar--Joseph Joestar, but you can call me JoJo." The boy, Joseph, sticks his hand out to you, and you stare at it. "You're supposed to shake it, cutie." Joseph urges, sticking his hand out. "I will not." You say, and turn your head away from Joseph, dismissing him. He growls under his breath, and you laugh.
"What? Are you not used to being rejected?" You tease, staring at him in his face. His dark green eyes stare back at you, and your stomach gets butterflies. "You're not supposed to reject me! I'm--I'm Joseph Joestar!" He says angrily, pointing to himself. "And? I'm Y/N." You say, and Joseph suddenly laughs, smirking.
"W-what? What's so funny?" You ask angrily, blushing. "I finally got your name out of you." Joseph sighs, and takes another sip of your lemonade. "H-How? I thought you were---" You start, but Joseph holds a hand up in front of your face, and you stop. "Scratch everything you thought, darling. I'm Joseph Joestar." Joseph says, a smug look on his face. "You...." You grit your teeth, your face heating up.
"Aha! The little tough girl is starting to crack." He smiles gleefully, and you pout, crossing your arms. "I swear to God--" You say, and Joseph leans in, his forest green eyes frantically searching yours. "The next thing you'll say is; "You're so...cute--I meant, annoying! Ugh, you idiot!" in that cute little voice of yours." Joseph smirks, and your eyes widen in anger. "You're so...cute--I meant, annoying! Ugh, you idiot!" You say, but then suddenly yelp in surprise.
"How'd---how'd you know that?" You ask, but Joseph places his pointer finger on your lips, and you pout. "That's my little secret, sweetheart." He flirts, and you push his finger off of your lips. "You playboy." You bite. You've seen him kiss, tease, and flirt with other girls; why would he even care about you? "Playboy? That's what we're calling me now?" Joseph raises an eyebrow tauntingly.
"I---I---" You try to speak, but Joseph plants his lips on yours, his eyes staring into yours. Your eyes reluctantly, but surely flutter shut. You sit there for what seems like forever, until he removes his soft lips from yours. You don't want to open your eyes, but you do anyway, and you get a smug Joseph in return. "You--You kissed me." You say, your eyes wide. "Yes." He smirks, and you scoff, closing your eyes.
"You can't lie; you enjoyed it. Everyone adores I, Joseph Joestar's, kisses." He says, a narcissistic look on his face. "You--" You growl, but you blush, and he laughs. "How about I take you home with me? Granny Erina would love to meet you." He asks with that attractive British accent you secretly adore. "Fine; I don't have anything to do anyway." You try to play it off, but Joseph sees right through you, and laughs.
"You just said you didn't have time for me." Joseph stands up, and offers his hand to you. You stand up and push his hand out of the way, turning your back towards him. "I don't need your help, Joseph Joestar." You mock, and push your way out of the café, leaving Joseph behind you. "Cutie!" He yells from behind you, and you turn around, tempted to hit him in the face.
"Keep talking, and I'll kill you." You turn around to him, pointing a finger in his face."Not if I melt you with my sweet words first." He challenges, and you almost melt on the spot.
i'm dying from how good my Joseph side can write lmao; no wonder i kin him; i love you all, and my Kirby plush and i send our deepest wishes, good vibes, happy thoughts and love towards you~
Arrivederci; Kirby ed io mandiamo il mio amore a tutti voi
---Arii😎
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