THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ━━━ jjba

genderbend! || fem!josuke x reader || kinda random but whatever

Hii! It's me, Frannieur, and welcome back! How are you all doing? Hope you're doing well, and if not, hope you get to feeling well soon! I called off yandere jjba month because I was pressuring myself a lot, and I feel like I became less productive. I'll still be posting yandere!jjba characters x reader, but it won't be as often. I apologize, but this way I'll be able to work on more one-shots for you! :) I drew Fem!Josuke, and my reference was a Josuke cosplay from @venomwifey on TikTok! ✨The idea for this one-shot: Josuke gets surprise attacked by an enemy Stand user, and he calls you the next morning, panicking. When you go to see him, things get weird real fast. Enjoy!----Frannieur

I wonder why Josuke called me so early this morning; I hope everything's okay, You think to yourself, riding your bike down the street. When Josuke called you yesterday, he seemed in a panic. He was whispering, and he sounded like he was being pounded into the ground at that moment. All he said was that he was in a whole ton of trouble, and to come see him tomorrow because he didn't feel well. Of course, you being Josuke's partner and all, you decided to come like he said without hesitation.

You turn your bike onto Josuke's driveway, park it, and sprint to the front door of his house, knocking on it loudly. "Coming!" A woman's voice comes from the other side of the door, and footsteps come closer and closer to the door before it opens, revealing Tomoko, his mother. "Hey, Y/N! Josuke's in his room if you're here for him; he hasn't come out all day." She says, and opens the door, allowing you to come in. You nod and smile, and then run up the stairs to his room.

Knocking on the door, you wait to hear a reply. "Yes?" A feminine voice comes from the other side of the door, and you raise an eyebrow, wondering why a woman is in Josuke's room. "Josuke? Are you in there?" You ask again, and you suddenly get yanked in the room, falling to the floor. "Hello?!" You yell, and a woman with curly, puffy black hair, dark purple eyes, long eyelashes, and a school uniform that's the exact same as Josuke's, except it has no undershirt, and you can see the woman's massive breasts, places a french-tipped finger to your lips.

You stare at the beautiful woman, angry. "Who in the world are you, and where is my boyfriend?" You whisper, and the woman rolls her eyes, squatting down to meet you. "I'm Josuke!" She yells, and you stare at her, getting angrier by the second. "Stop the jokes! Where is Higashikata Josuke?!" You ask again, and the woman stands up, placing a hand on her hip. "I'm Josuke; I swear it!" She frowns, and you stand up, eyes widened.

"Josuke, it's really you! What--what happened?!" You ask, and Josuke shakes his head, rolling his eyes. "A enemy Stand user attacked me yesterday night! He changed my gender, appearance, and voice!" He yells, and you stare at him, well, her like he's lost his mind. "You look---" You say, and Josuke blushes, smirking. "I look great, I know! I just don't wanna be a girl! It's way too hard!" He frowns, his high-pitched voice filled with annoyance. "Why is it hard?" You ask, and he starts to rant about everything.

"And these things attached to your chest? I hate them! They're way too heavy!" He squishes his chest, and you hit his hand. "Stop that!" You say, and he stares at you, frowning. "I like your lipstick." You smirk, and he smiles. "Thank you; it's the shade---Wait! Hey! Stop that!" He yells again, and you giggle. "How long will you be stuck like this?" You ask, sitting on his bed. "I don't know; it's been about ten hours, and nothing's changed." He sighs, plopping down on the bed beside you.

"Well, to be honest, I don't mind Female Josuke; it's a vibe I'm here for!" You tease, and Josuke frowns, shaking his head. "I haven't come downstairs all day because I don't know what to do! If Mom saw me like this, she'd lose it!" Josuke says worriedly, and you just stare at him. "I think your mom would be more confused than anything." You say, and Josuke shrugs, nodding. "Well, yeah, Crazy Girl." He replies back after a while, and you place your hand on his.

"Hey. Look at me, JoJo." You smile calmly, and Josuke turns to you; his dark purple eyes with loads of mascara and eyeliner on them stare back at you, and you can't help but laugh. "What the hell's so funny?" He asks, and you stop laughing to breathe. "You do your makeup better than me. Even your wings on your eyes look straight." You start to laugh some more, and Josuke blushes. "Look! I didn't decide on this, okay?" Josuke sighs, and you nod. "I know, Josuke, baby." You caress his powdered cheek, and he blushes under your touch.

"I'll wait out this here, with you." You smile, leaning on his chest. He blushes, and shimmies under your weight.

"What?" You ask him.

"It feels weird having two bowls on my chest." He mutters, and you start to laugh again.

sorry it wasn't long; i'm just getting out of a writer's block, and i'm trying to get used to getting back in the swing of things! anyway, love ya! :)