It's about time I get to write a one-shot about my two favorite crusaders; Polnareff and Kakoyin. Let's do this thing :>
Also, if a phrase is underlined translate it from French to English :)
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Story Type: from now on, I'm just going to put any warnings in the beginning, and if there are no warnings, that means it's wholesome.
Who: Polnareff x Kakoyin x Reader
Storyline: Polnareff and Kakoyin are in charge of you, the newest Crusader, as the others go on errands.
enjoy, simps :)
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"I don't need a babysitter, Mr. Joestar! I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself, thank you very much." You frown, crossing your arms. Ever since you joined the Crusaders, every day has been focused on you; protecting you, watching over you, and scolding you for wanting to explore.
"Look, Y/N, we know you don't. It's just...we don't want to take risks." Joseph rubs the forming wrinkles on his brow, sighing to himself. "Take risks?! I won't even try it, I swear!" You yell. Jotaro winces at your screeching, and Avdol sighs to himself. "Look...I--" Joseph tries to explain again, but Jotaro cuts him off, pointing a finger in your face.
"Look, Bitch. Shut the hell up and listen to the old man, you hear me?" Jotaro bites. You nod, quickly. Jotaro scares the heck out of you, and you don't want to deal with him. Joseph and Avdol whisper to each other a few more times, nod, and turn towards you.
"We've decided; Polnareff and Kakoyin are going to take care of you while we ask around for a good hotel." Avdol sighs, trying to explain to you calmly. You open your mouth to protest, but Jotaro gives you a glare that can cut steel, and you shudder, closing your mouth. "Polnareff! Kakoyin! We have an assignment for you two!" Joseph calls.
The two men, Polnareff and Kakoyin, walk from across the street, Polnareff talking up a storm and Kakoyin smiling politely, listening to his every word. Polnareff and Kakoyin are two entirely different people; one being polite, calm, and sweet, and the other being loud, crass, and flirtatious. How they can get along is beyond you.
"Oi, Joseph!" Polnareff winks, and Joseph smiles, nodding towards Polnareff. "Mr. Joestar." Kakoyin smiles politely. "I have an assignment for you two. You think you can handle it?" Joseph raises an eyebrow at the two, and they both laugh. "Of course, Mr. Joestar. We can handle it." Kakoyin says, laughing.
"I don't know about that." Jotaro scoffs under his breath, but Avdol glares at him, and he shuts up. "I need you to watch Y/N for a few hours; Avdol, Jotaro, and I are going to ask around for a hotel." Joseph says, grabbing his wallet. "Here's thirty dollars; don't waste it, Polnareff." Joseph glares at Polnareff, and he laughs awkwardly.
"I'll watch him, Mr. Joestar. Don't worry about it." Kakoyin places a hand on Joseph's shoulder, and he smiles at Kakoyin. "I know you will, Kakoyin. I trust you." Joseph whispers to Kakoyin, and he blushes. "Alright then! We're off. See you two later, and, Y/N, don't be a bother." He sighs, and waves at you three. You scoff and cross your arms.
Bother?! I am not a bother!, you think to yourself. Kakoyin walks over to you and taps your shoulder. You have to look up, even though Kakoyin is the shortest Crusader. "Are you ready to go, Y/N?" He asks politely. "Go where?" You raise an eyebrow. "Polnareff wants to get ice cream and go to the park." Kakoyin sighs.
"Ice cream? Heck yeah!" You cheer, punching a fist in the air. Kakoyin cheers too, laughing. "I'll take that as a yes. Come on." He smiles, grabbing your hand and pulling you after him. You blush, noticing how strong his grip is. He's an attractive man: that red hair with that little curl in the front that you thought was unnecessary, but it grew on you; those light purple eyes, and his cherry earnings. Oh, the cherry earrings are your favorite.
"What are you two doing? I've been waiting for, like, fifteen minutes." Polnareff whines, exasperated. "Oh, shut it, French Man." You try to hit him, but you're too weak for him, and he grabs your hand before you can even swing at him. "Don't even try it, mon amour." He flirts, pushing his face up against yours. You can feel his hand on your waist.
Up close, Polnareff is very attractive. His silver hair, blue eyes, and heart earrings bring out his tall and broad frame. You blush hard, not seeing him this way before. It makes your heart flutter. Polnareff looks at you with an annoyed expression on his face, and you try to stare back even harder, but you turn a dark red, and Polnareff does too.
"Polnareff, stop it." Kakoyin says, pulling your hand away from him. "I wasn't done talking to her; she tried to hit me!" Polnareff yells angrily, pointing in my face. "Polnareff." Kakoyin has a hard edge to his voice, and Polnareff sighs and shakes his head. "Of course, Cherry Boy. I forgot; you're such a suck-up." Polnareff snarls, and Kakoyin shakes his head.
"I'm sorry, Y/N. Polnareff can act irrational like this sometimes." Kakoyin apologizes, looking at you with sorry eyes. "....It's my fault. I shouldn't have tried hit him." You sigh, rubbing your arm, ashamed. "Look, we'll go get ice cream like we said we were, and we'll apologize there." Kakoyin sighs, grabbing your hand. You blush. He's so polite and sweet.
--timeskip because I already hit over 1000 words---
"I'm sorry, Polnareff. I got annoyed and tried to hit you; that was wrong of me." You sigh, looking at the ground. Polnareff stares at you angrily, but he lightens up, and smirks. "Look, la mignonne, don't apologize. It was totally my fault. Sorry, Kakoyin." Polnareff laughs a hearty laugh, and Kakoyin smiles, shaking his head. "It's okay." Kakoyin laughs again.
"At least we got that settled." Kakoyin laughs, and takes a sip of his lemonade. "Look, Cherry Boy." You throw a cherry to him, and he catches in his mouth. "Don't talk, Small Bean." Polnareff laughs, patting your head. "Okay, French Man." You tease, rubbing a small bit of ice cream on his arm. "Hey!" He yells.
"Hehe~" You giggle.
I feel accomplished.
Arrivederci, bestie.
---Arii😉
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