Anygays, this takes place after Sophie and Keefe ate a shit ton of biscuits. I think that was in LEGACY, but idk. Finally, I have involved the plot! Btw Keefe and Tam are already dating here.
"...You want to do WHAT?" Tam asked Keefe.
"I already told you." Keefe said, adjusting the hem of his t-shirt. He was standing in Tam's room.
"It's three am. And you came here, woke me up, because you want some BISCUITS???!!!" Tam exclaimed. He was correct.
Keefe had been awake as per usual, aside from Sophie and Dex, he slept the worst in the group. And then he remembered the biscuits Sophie had brought him a few weeks ago. So he climbed through Tam's window, and woke the other boy up.
"..." Tam said nothing, but facepalmed.
"Pleeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeee?" Keefe asked. "No-one else will come!" He told Tam.
Tam sighed. "I hate you." He said, as he pulled back the covers and stood up.
"You love me." Keefe replied.
"...I do." Tam sighed again. He faced Keefe.
"You do what?" Keefe said cheekily.
"I love you. I said it." Tam flushed. "Now, what's the plan?"
Keefe smirked. "Glad you asked. First," He threw a bag to Tam, who caught it. "Wear what's in that. Human clothes. Unless you want to go in a tunic and boxers."
The other boy looked down, and realised how very little he was wearing.
"Get out while I change!" He screeched, his face molten.
Keefe laughed. "I'll be outside." Keefe walked over to the window, still chuckling as he levitated down to the ground.
"If I didn't care about you..." Tam muttered as he changed into the clothes. It was a black t-shirt and black jeans.
"At least he didn't trick me into wearing hot pink again..." Tam muttered as he changed.
A/N: I feel like Tam would be a goth. and he would slay in pink tho
Tam levitated down the to ground when he was wearing the human clothes. Keefe was waiting, leaning against the side of the wall.
"You have money, right?" Tam asked. The elves had no use for money, but humans were very obsessive over it. Capitalism and that bullshit.
Keefe shuffled his feet, avoiding Tam's eyes.
"Right?" Tam repeated. When Keefe didn't answer, Tam facepalmed once more.
"You idiot." He pulled out a wallet. "Good thing I brought some."
Keefe smiled. "Thanks Bangs boy!"
"...Let's just get these biscuits so I can sleep." The tired shade said.
Keefe cast a light beam from an crystal he'd stolen from his dad.
A/N: Cassius deserves arrest so... frame him Keefe!
The two boys leapt to the forbidden cities, specifically Canberra, Australia. Why? Keefe had no idea where to go.
"Where the fuck are we?" Tam asked, blinking his eyes to adjust to the light. It was currently the middle of the day where they were now.
"Canberra, Australia." Keefe informed him. "Now, 7-11!" He exclaimed and began walking towards the store.
"Why did they call it that? Sounds dumb." Tam told the other boy as they walked inside.
iTunes Kip b/c I'm lazy
Tam and Keefe left the 7-11, having bought slurpees. Keefe had, of course, chosen every flavour and had an overflowing cup. Tam had picked the most appetising flavour and also overfilled his cup.
Keefe raised the crystal again, butTam stopped him. "Let's stay here a while longer."
Keefe raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you want to get back to sleep ASAP?"
"Yes, but now I'm awake. Also I want to drink this here." The shade explained. Keefe shrugged. "Why not."
Given that neither or them knew where they were, and didn't speak human, they sat down on a bench to drink their slurpees.
"You do have good ideas. This is delicious." Tam noted. Keefe grinned. "Of course I do." He flashed a grin. "I'm lord hunky hair."
The shade rolled his eyes. "Sure you are," he said, although fighting a smile.
"Didn't quite catch that bangs boy." Keefe laughed.
Just then, one girl walked up to them. "Ex use me, but could I get your number?" She asked Keefe.
A/N: okay so I know what I said earlier but that was mostly ✨plot convience✨ Keefe knows some human, so does Tam.
Keefe smiled apologeticly."Sorry, I'm taken." He slung his arm around Tam's shoulder.
The girl frowned, then smiled again. "Oh ok. Sorry to bother you." She walked off.
Keefe turned to Tam.
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KOTLC shipping oneshot book
FanfictionSo this is just a collection of one shots from different KOTLC ships. The ships are: Sophie x Fitz, Keefe x Tam, Lihn x Wylie, Dex x Biana and Marella x Maruca. I don't keeper of the lost cites, nor any of the characters or places. Also I don't own...
