𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑹 ⤶ 「 𝑲𝑵𝒀 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑵 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 」

Blackmailed By A Child

allergies are kicking my ass 💀

if only i remembered to take my allergy meds earlier in the season..

(edited as of 7.15.24)

WARNING: Swearing, Blood, Violence

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Living in the modern era, it was pretty obvious that you led on a pretty average life. You had all your essentials—food, shelter, and even family.

Overall, you were more than grateful.

However, now that you were attending an expensive soirée, in a luxurious mansion at that—you realized just how sad your old life seemed from a different point of view.

You, of course, weren't going to waste any chances in taking opportunity at this event, either.

So what if you had to be on the lookout for a man-eating demon? They had a buffet table! A large one, at that!

"ELI!" You shouted, wildly stacking food on your plate, "THEY HAVE CHEESEBURGERS! IS THIS REAL?!"

Caught up in the heat of the moment, you picked apart a small piece of your burger, shoving it in front of Hoshi, "Hoshi! Take a bite! You'll be the first chipmunk in history to have a cheeseburger!!"

Your furry companion released a quiet squeak, stuffing and filling her cheeks with its contents.

As soon as Eli heard the news, he shamelessly cut in front of the buffet line—ignorant to all the insults and complaints they shot at him.

Stealing a burger from your plate, Eli gaped in awe, "Holy shit, I haven't had a cheeseburger in so long!!"

He shoved it in his mouth, taking a huge bite out of it. Bringing a hand to his chest as he chewed, he exclaimed, "Not the same as McDonald's, but I'll take it!"

Eli abruptly paused, his eyes filled with wonder as he snapped his gaze to yours, "Wait— (Y/N), do you think they have pizza?!"

You paused, slowly swallowing your food as you processed his words. Then, you shouted out with excitement, "We hit the fucking jackpot, Eli! We just won the goddamn powerball!"

Zenitsu stalked over to your sides, sheepishly picking at his salad. Honestly, you wanted to make fun of him—a whole buffet table, and he settled for only salad?

"You morons!" He hissed with reddened cheeks, "You're embarrassing us in front of the rich people! Stop it!"

"But—!" You started.

"Ah! N-Not you, (Y/N)-chan!!" Zenitsu spluttered, waving you off. "Though.. you should lower your volume a bit!! It's okay!"

Eli widened his eyes. "Hey! What the hell—!"

"GAH!! SHUT UP, HUGH!!" Zenitsu snapped, causing a scene, "YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID!!"

Stifling a giggle, you suddenly received a subtle tap on your lower hip, which caught your attention. You whirled around, confusion etched on your expression once you realized nobody was there.

You swallowed your food, looking around with furrowed brows. "Is.. anybody there?"

"Down here, miss!" A high pitched voice rang from below.

You tipped your gaze downward, locking eyes with a young girl. From her appearance, she couldn't be older than seven.

Her bright, piercing blue eyes studied you curiously as she absentmindedly twirled her long, wavy blonde hair. You fixed your focus on her outfit—a puffy dark blue dress, with black flats.