𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙐 [𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬]

Braids n birthday

A/N: Hey y'all! Y'all have no idea how long I have been wanting to do a chapter where Patroclus does Achilles hair, like forever, its been forever since I wrote it so...
Side notes on the chapter:
1. Patroclus get some friends
2. Achilles clam down bro 🤨
It had been a week since the wedding, and me and achilles have just acted like he's totally not married. He had went to the store for "reasons" he had told me, but Im gonna guess it's probably because my birthday is tomorrow. Why else would be go to the store willingly? And without me? Now would be a good time to see how many books I can knock of my tbr (to be read). I took the book "Radio Silence" by Alice oseman, I sat on the couch reading, I felt popcorn in the cracks of couch from last night, we had watched the new heartstopper show and Achilles spilled popcorn in anger at Ben, if only he had read the books, they are very great books!
I heard the front door open and Achilles walk through, "Honey, I'm home!" He bowed, setting bags on the counter. "What's in the bags?" I asked putting my kitty cat bookmark inside my book. "None of your business!" He crossed his arms and leaned down over the couch, standing behind me, "watcha reading?" "A book, of course!" He rolled his eyes "Is that heart stopper?" "It's in the same universe." He nodded "hmph" He jumped over the couch to sit next to me, "Careful!" I warned, he's always doing crazy shit, but as long as he doesn't get hurt I let him be him. "So are you exited for my birthday tomorrow?" He smirked, "Yeah, your birthday." I rolled my eyes, "I'm joking! My birthday is in January." He playfully elbowed me, "January 19th, I remember!" I said shoving the couch popcorn in his mouth, He chewed it with his mouth wide open, Gross! I laughed pushing his face away "Stop!"  He grinned, "Delicious!" "You need serious help," I advised, he shrugged, and stood up. "Wait!" I pulled him back down on the couch, he huffed "what?" "Can I braid your hair?" "Sure I guess?" I ran to get a hair tie, I only have a few that I bought for Achilles, but he never uses them. I sat back down and he sat in the ground in front of the couch. I divided his hair into the 3 sections and started to braid. After 5 minutes his hair was braided, "Is it done?" He asked, I pushed the braid onto his shoulder, and smiled at him "Yup!" He leaned up and kissed me "How does it look?" I sat down next to him on the floor, "It looks beautiful!" He kissed my cheek "Thank you for the braid! I had no idea you can do hair!" I smiled proudly, "I practice on Briseis, but I can practice on your hair from now on?" His face lit up "Yes please!" I kissed his head then stood up. I grabbed Radio silence of the couch and walked back into my and Achilles room to put it on the book shelf. "So do you have anyone special to you that you enjoy company with?" Achilles questioned, suspiciously. "You?" I furrowed my brows in confusion. "No like a friend!" I had to think, I don't have many friends. "Briseis, hmm Odysseus I know him well," "Nobody else..?" He frowned "Not really," I laughed and grabbed his hands "Is this for my secret birthday?" He blushes and looked down, "maybe..." he said, then lifted his head back up to meet my eyes. I heard a Ding! Come from Achilles pocket, "Who is it?" I asked, he gasped and aggressively typed into his phone. I tilted my head in confusion, He held up one finger, "One moment Patty," I sat next to him, he set down his phone and looked at me, "this bitch," he bit his lip, "Who?" I urged for him to tell me, "Agamemnon, he's this guy that was on our schools rival team in football." He rolled his eyes and scoffed "You played football?" He nodded "I was the best on the team!" I sighed, "That's great, but what did this guy do?" "He's the rival, me and him have gotten in many fights," I gasped "Why am I surprised?" I put my head in my hands, "Don't you dare start a fight with him!" I look back up and gave him a serious glare, "I'm not trying too! He just sent me a old picture of him with the regionals trophy!" I laughed "You have your rivalry, But do not be getting in to fights over football!" "You would fight someone over books!" He cried, "Fine, try not to fight, but if you somehow magically end up in one, don't lose!" He smiled, "So can I fight him! I haven't punched him in over a year!" My jaw dropped, I chuckled, "No need to ask me, I'm not the boss of you, but please be careful and remember Patroclus suggests otherwise, on his birthday!" He jumped up and grabbed from boxing gloves I didn't even know he had from under the our bed. I just sat there in shock as put on a tank top and wrapped his hands in the hand wraps that go under the boxing gloves. My jaw sat on the floor and my eyes stayed on him. He kissed my cheek, "I'll see you later!" "Please be safe," I met his eyes "You wanna watch?" My jaw dropped to the core of the earth, "No thanks..." "okie!" He skipped out the door of our room and then a few seconds later I heard the front door shut. I fell onto my back in the bed, What crazy shit was Achilles getting himself into now.
A/N: here we go, Just Achilles being Achilles.
The crazy attractive dumbass bitch he is. Here on my Wattpad account we are a Achilles Stan account. 💕