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Chapter 4: "Interview"

(Tubbo pov)
!TW! Mentioning of blades and swearing!

"Right, anyways shorty. Are you experienced in fighting at all?"

Tubbo knew he would now have to get used to this nickname. "Thought it would be kinda obvious, bfg."

"Big Friendly Giant?"

"No, big fxc£ing giant."

Ranboo glared at Tubbo, "I don't wanna hear anything else apart from something actually professional."

"But Ranbooooo, I'm having fun. This place is so exciting."

"I'm glad but I'm gonna have to ask you to respectfully shut up. Okay, skills?"

"I mean if tactical flirting counts I can do that. I can also start pointless arguments until back up arrives."

"Mk, what are your experiences in fighting?"

"I took self defense classes with my father and my friends brother. Also my best friend gets picked on for his loud personality, so I fight after school to keep my "sweet" reputation."

"Okay... do you have experiences with weapons?"

"YES! Anything is a weapon and I think that's fun! Speaking of, look at what Slime got me!"

Tubbo pulled out his new knife and clicked the button twice.

(Ranboo pov)

'Impressive'

"Ok, now hit that Target next to the painting."

"Sure thing, ranny."

"You just are really going to avoid saying my actual name aren't you?"

"Yup," Tubbo said before making the shot perfectly.

"Hmmmm, see I knew I hired the right person. You're able to get all 3 jobs you applied for, you'll be my assistant, help me on missions, and be my bodyguard."

(Tubbo pov)

Omg this is not actually happening, Tubbo got up to get his blade and took a deep breath before taking a seat in front of Ranboo's work desk again.

"I saw how you had to get on your tippy toes to get the knife back, short stuff."

"Look hottie, I'm not gonna let an enderman with a crown call me short if they are also not an average height."

(Ranboo pov)

"Yeah well you're- wait.. hottie?" Ranboo took a long pause to try and understand what came out of the other boys mouth.

"Like I said tactical flirting, and it seemed to have worked well. I think you might have a crush on me, boo." Tubbo said eyeing Ranboo in a sassy manner. Resting his chin over his hands slightly leaning his head to the side.

He then saw a figure opening the door, "NIKI!"
'Saved by the bell'

"Hey Ran, wanted to meet the new guy."

"Hello!" Tubbo said with the widest smile ever.

'Are you serious. This dude just switched personalities!?'

"Okayyyy, this is Tubbo, he has good aim, and is experienced in just about everything I've asked him. Oh and he has like the best reputation."

"Omg, then Ranboo you really did make the best pick. I mean just look at him! He's perfect in every compartment! Like look at how beautiful he is as well, better taste in fashion than anyone below me!"

"Aw thanks...what's the tag say- ni..ha-chu?"

"Yeah Nihachu, you know what im looking forward to working with you Tubbo."

"Oh! Did you know boo boy gave me a strike because my outfit may be distracting?"

'I knowwww this dude did not just rat me out."

(CHAPTER CLOSES)
(Editors note: Yes Tubbo picked up the tactical flirting from ranboos volleyball days.)
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