There was a loud bang and Draco shot up with his wand raised
The door opened and he sent a stunning spell
"What the hell?!"
Draco let out a breath of relief as Theo stood up and dusted himself off
"Are you crazy?!" Draco yelled
Why the hell did Theo break into his flat at seven in the morning?
"Yes, we have established that, which is why I have been sent in here to get your pureblood arse out of that bed"
Draco scoffed and covered his body with his blankets again
"Okay, you asked for this"
Draco let out a painful oof when Theo jumped on top of him and accidentally elbowed him in the balls
Draco groaned and rolled off the bed as he swore he saw Merlin in the flesh
Theo laughed loudly as he began to to cry, Theo couldn't catch his breath as Draco tried to breathe through the pain
"Theo!" Blaise yelled as he ran into the bedroom "what did you do?!"
"He nailed me in the balls" Draco groaned painfully, pressing his head into the carpet
Blaise snorted before laughing
Draco was going to kill his friends
After he stopped crying from the pain
Ron and Harry ran in and looked at the scene
Blaise was laughing hysterically and leaning against the dressers
Theo was gasping for air on the bed as he held his stomach
And Draco was on the floor cupping his area
"I think we missed something" Ron muttered
"Y-You t-think?" Blaise wheezed
When the two Slytherin wizards composed themselves, they looked at the blond wizard and helped him stand up
Draco growled and grabbed Theo by the scuff of his shirt
Theo smirked and let Draco manhandle him
"I hate you" Draco seethed
"I love you too"
Draco shoved the wizard away and limped out of the bedroom and into his kitchen. He opened the freezer door and pulled out a bag of ice and sat down on a chair and put the bag over himself
He groaned softly as his friends entered the kitchen
"Well this is a view I wish to never see" Harry muttered
"You can leave" Draco muttered
"And miss all of this?" Ron snorted
"It's well deserve though, wouldn't you say Ron?" Harry asked
"Yeah, I just wished I had kicked his balls"
Draco glared at them
"What do you want?"
"We came to get your head out of your arse and go tell Hermione how you feel" Ron said
Draco scoffed
"I already told her how I felt, she rejected me by quite literally kicking me out of her house"
"For being the brightest wizard of the age, you're really stupid" Harry muttered
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I'm (Not) Yours
FanfictionHermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have an odd friendship, not many people understand it but they do. Draco Malfoy wants to stay single for as long as possible Hermione Granger is a hopeless romantic When Narcissa Malfoy has had enough of her son, sh...
