I Think You Have the Wrong Number?

Whats for Dinner?

After their workout with Pete, the Girls went into the house to shower. They both crawled into bed to watch their favorite tv shows and eventually fell asleep holding each other. Waking up only when the morning sunlight came in through the window whose curtains they had never closed. They began to scramble realizing they had never planned what they would be making for their family dinner. Naturally, they spent their morning last minute planning dinner.

Well, we've done pizza and pasta what else could we do?

Chicken? 

Maybe we can do Steak?

No, that all feels fairly fancy, spaghetti was nice but was fun and simple.

I mean it's a kids favorite pasta.

That's it!

What is it?

I'm clearly missing something.

Krabby Patties!

Like from Spongebob?

Ehh kind of like that.

My love, I'm going to need you to explain your thinking here...

We can make burgers for dinner.

 It's quick simple and easy and we can even make fries.

Those are a little less easy but it's fun and simple like you want.

That actually sounds amazing.

 But why did you say Krabby Patties if you want to make burgers?

Oh because I loved Spongebob as a kid and I refused to call a burger a burger.

I was always rewatching that episode where they zoom in on the real burger. So one day when I saw the burger on my plate at dinner I called it a Krabby Patty.

It had my parents rolling. Naturally, the story was told to the rest of my family and the name stuck and has yet to change.

I honestly think it's one of our longest-running jokes.

And just how long has this been an inside joke?

Let's see I think Mom said it started when I was 5?

 I'm 22 now so 20 minus 5 is 15... add the 2 in and that makes for... roughly 17 years it's been an inside joke. 

I mean we've joked about it long enough my younger cousin even refuses to say cheeseburger haha.

Well, it sounds like I'm learning how to make Krabby Patties.

You sure are babe!

 I just need to get the secret formula from mom.

The secret Formula?

*giggles* yes it's the recipe we usually make the burgers in mass quantities since we make them at big family gatherings so I need to get the single-batch recipe.