I Think You Have the Wrong Number?

The Couples Costume

*sits on the counter next to the stove where y/n is cooking*

*pauses music and leans over to kiss Hailee*

Well hello, beautiful.

What have I done to gain your company while I make my ramen noodles?

Well, I had something I wanted to talk to you about.

Ok if it's about me cutting teenie and Brando's hair it was a joke.

Wait what about the dogs?

Nothing sweetie our four-legged barking mops are just fine.

Okay, I'm going to let that one slide.

Because you know it's true.

Because I love you and have another more important question for you.

Oh.

 what could be more important?

The dogs are your top priority, and i totally understand that.

No you are well you both are.

Look back to the point.

Ok my bad for derailing the conversation.

Halloween is in a few days...

Sure is! it's in three days I think?

You aren't even close it's actually in a week.

Oh, that means we need to get those pumpkins we bought the other day all carved up.

Yes but that's not what I wanted to ask about either.

*pours ramen into a bowl and sits at the dining table*

 Well, I'm all ears.

 What were you actually going to ask about?

Well I know Halloween isn't really the biggest holiday in your book, I know it's Christmas...

*Hands Hailee chopsticks* Sorry to interrupt you but I see you looking at the ramen. I made extra since I knew this would happen.

*takes chopsticks* Oh thanks. *takes a bite of ramen*

 Ahh seriously back to the point.

Would you possibly want to do a couples costume?

Maybe even go to my parents to celebrate?

Yeah, it sounds fun.

Really? 

I thought you didn't like Halloween.

I don't like getting the shit scared out of yourself by going to Haunted house part of Halloween. If the theme is good though I'll suck it up for Horror Nights.

Wish I would have known that a little earlier.

 I actually love dressing up and the decorations and parties.