I Think You Have the Wrong Number?

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Two unplanned days off and Hailee doing things can only mean one thing I WRITE! Well the ol' laptop is dying soooo hope you enjoy this was struggling with the filler so this is what I came up with

With the gender announcement behind them and the hard work of prepping for the arrival of their baby girl, time simply slipped away. Days had been spent both in-store and online looking for the nicest and safest things for their little girl. Countless hours spent watching YouTube reviews of products, with even more hours scrolling through Amazon product reviews. Hailee was simply overwhelmed by the sheer amount of options there were. But thankfully she had a wife like y/n, who took the time to watch the reviews and come back to Hailee with the top 5 options each option complete with a pros and cons list.

While a fair amount of Hailee's friends or influencer connections sent her links to aesthetically pleasing baby products aesthetics went out the window when it came to strollers and car seats. Sure they looked cute but when it came to looks versus safety she put safety above all. 

Aesthetics also went out the window when Hailee told y/n to find a baby carrier that y/n liked and could easily figure out how to use. Hailee thought that maybe just maybe her wife might buy a simple wrap sling. Nope. Y/n instead found a black tactical baby carrier that could be worn front-facing and as a backpack. 

Seriously?

Hey, you said to find a baby carrier that I felt comfortable using.

And I'm sorry if I can't even fold underwear in a roll like you I don't think I could wrap a massive scarf around me and have it hold the baby.

If you just look at this you might actually like it.

Hailee really didn't know how she was going to fall in love with a tactical baby carrier but she knew y/n would not stop trying to show it off until she looked at her wife's phone screen and heard out just why she bought this carrier over the millions of others she could have bought.

Okay so look it's like others it has the padding and clips to get a little one in there.

It's got a really supportive cross-straps when you wear it front-facing.

Okay, I'm not seeing anything revolutionary yet.

Well just hold on a sec we're getting there.

It's got cutouts all over so we can carabiner stuff on there. 

So I'm thinking binkies, toys, you know all the little goodies.

Hailee couldn't help but laugh thinking about her wife with any and all supplies that would be needed in any situation. Her wife would be like a hotter version of Vin Diesel in the pacifier. 

Can I ask why you are laughing at my genius idea?

Because you're going to look like Vin Diesel in the pacifier.

You'll look like this.

Hailee had pulled up the exact poster for the movie with just Vin Diesel in his tactical baby gear.