It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Actually, it was just the worst of times. I mean, everything just sucked so much penis. Like all the time. For real. Any way, one thing that didnt suck fat penis was sucking Big the Cat's fat penis. Or so you imagined. You didnt really know if it'd be cool or not, because you never managed to score with that plump fuckin feline. But you thought about it a lot, because your a furry dirtbag, i guess. So you go down to the jungle where he lives and you wanna see if you can seduce him. You see him there, fishing and shit, looking all rotund and hot.
"Heya big boy," you say huskily.
"Oh no, where is Froggy?" big the cat says, huskily.
"I dunno, what the hell you asking me for? Let's see your penis," you say huskily.
"No, no sex until we find Frooooooogyyyyyyyyyyy," big the cat said huskily.
"Okay, ill help you find the stupid Frog," you tell him, huskily. "But then, your gonna let me chug dat pee pee, son."
"Okay." Big says, husking huskily as he husks ever further towards huskdom.
End of Chapter 1
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
