A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story

Chapter 20 - The Cum of All Fears

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Septic show up at the Pentagon. They are able to get inside easily because of the massive fucking hole in the wall, because again, earlier, someone apparently hit the Pentagon. They confront Joe Biden, lord of Terror.
"Joe Biden you son of a bitch, you put that frog back in my asshole right the fuck now!" Sonic shouts softly. "What the hell is going on here, where's Rouge the Bat?"
"Here's the deal Jack," Biden started, getting ready to blow a hot sticky infodump all up in ya azz. "I'm a fucking reptilian." He zipped his human suit down to reveal his lizard penis. "And the deal is that I hate furries. I hate when I see the furries in the pool, and the kids play with their leg hair. I see that and I wish it was me and I say, damn that's what America's all about. So see Jack, what I done, is I've created this 5G Lazer to impregnate everyone in America with reptile babies. Also what it will do is turn every shitty cringe furry like you into a weird human thing, Jack." He turned on the laser, and Sonic began transforming as the microplastics entered his urethra.
"Totally uncool man!" Sonic shouted, and his hedgehog spines began to transform into weird, fleshly and cartiliginous dorsal fins. Nothing could stop the transformation, unless...
"GET A LOAD OF THIS!" Amy shouted again. "IM CRAZYYYYYY NOW!!" and rammed a 2011 Ford Focus into Joe Biden. She then realized something about herself - she mowed down Robotnik BEFORE Shadow's crazy lessons. It was at that moment she realized that the i N s A n i T y was inside her, all along. <----- Character Development
"Girlboss!" Septic the Shitlog shouted enthusiastically.
Tails worked feverishly to deactivate the 5G beacon, but it was too late - the signal had been sent out, and already spread all over America. There was a huge screen that was already showing all the lizardmen fetuses growing inside everybody. Though Sonic had been half transformed into a gross humanoid abomination, he still had his Sonic Speed. Deep down, he knew what to do.
Sonic knelt down on one knee, and entered into a Runner's Stretch pose. The camera focused just above his eyes. He looked up and said softy to himself, "Gotta Go Fast."
Sonic bolted out of the Pentagon like a bat out of hell. Like a crazed pinball, he sped from person to person, violently - and a little too eagerly - punching the womb of every human he could, causing lizard babies to be destroyed. "One way or another," he said, "These babies aren't gonna make it." As he did this, he could not help but realize the ultimate irony: that his preggo-punching tendencies actually made him circle back to being a hero once again: the hero he always knew he could be: one that punches pregnant women in the uterus: one who uses the power of the Darkness, to serve the forces of light. He also punched MPreg Walugfugu extra, extra hard, just to be a bastard, because old habits die hard.

The End?..........?......? (No)