All the gross human-furry hybrids accepted their fats and moved on with their lives. They held a funeral for Shadow, where there was a surprise visit from Gerard Whey, who turned out to actually be in a relationship with the deceased. It wasn't just crazy rambling on his part. They had gay sex for real. You're welcome. Also, Sonic and Amy became so physcially repulsed by each other, that they never spoke ever again. Tails became a janitor at a high school, where the students would throw things at him and mock his weird, soggy human tails that didn't have bones in them. Ocassionally he would try to regale them with the heroic tales of his youth, but they would ignore him or call him gay. Knuckles realized that the paralytic agent that leaked from his head-tentacles had psychoactive properties if ingested in the right doses, and became a world renowned DJ who'd let folks suck on his head tentacles. He did many performances in Ibiza, before dying there of a drug overdose at age 39.
"Oh no," Knuckles said.
Knuckles get out of here, that don't make any sense. Rogue the bat ended up selling the Pee Pee tape for an exorbitant sum of money, but unfortunately spent it all on NFTs. Septic the Shitlog was elected president of the United States after an emergency election to replace Biden; a colossal shit-man was deemed a better candidate than anything either party had to offer. America was prosperous for years afterwards. Eggman never came out of his coma, but no one cared. Also Sally dieded. Shut up.
The End ? (Still No)........
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
