Waluigi sat naked by the bedroom window. A cool mist had fallen over the hills and plains of the countryside, beckoning any looking upon it to explore its mysteries. Waluigi looked out the window forlornly, gingerly fingering the antique set of rosary beads that were a gift from his mother. Anytime he felt lonely or scared, or just pined for home, he would rub the rosary beads and feel the comfort of his past. Sometimes, he'd lick them for fun, because he was fucked up like that. But mostly, this was a serious thing he did. He would do it despite not being religious; it was something familiar and comfortable that brought him to a contented place in his past. It reminded him of his mother, who he loved deeply, God rest her soul. She a large, hearty woman, who hailed from the Spagonia region. She could be stern, yet tender; she was the type of woman who many would say found her life's calling in motherhood - herself included. She lived for her children and loved them deeply. It was an example that Waluigi always aspired to; he vowed that if he could ever be even half as good a mother as she was, he would be happy. Waluigi puts aside the rosary beads and gazes down at a Male Pregnancy test with 2 lines. He waits for the time his beloved husband comes home to reveal the great news. But the hours pass; noon turns to evening; evening to dusk; and Waluigi remains alone. There is a knock at the door. Waluigi opens to find a pink hedgehog standing on the stoop.
"Eggman said you suck, and your eyeshadow looks stupid, and you're the lamest and most forgettable character on the Nintendo roster except for maybe Rosalinda."
While these words were hurtful, Waluigi was more concerned with Eggman's absense. A doom washed over him slowly; it came in waves as the dull realization hit him like a red shell in Mario Kart.
"He-he's a gone-a, isn'ta he-a?" Waluigi asked gently, a single tear rolling down his cheek, running his cyan eyeshadow and soaking into his Spaghetti 'Stache.
"Yes," Amy said cruelly, "And he never loved you." Amy knew that the more sadistic she could be, the more it would make Sonic love her. Because he was sick fuck.
Walugig broke down into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. Amy didn't relish making him feel this way, but she knew that every act of crueltly brought her closer to Sonic. And she craved his approval more than anything. Also, Septic the Shitlog was there, just in case you forgot.
end of Chapter 10
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
