Rogue the Bat flew gracefully through the night, despite the fact that her grotesque, 6-limbed body was the furthest thing from aerodynamic. She defied all known laws of aviation. Once she got to a safe location, she continued her high-security clearance convo with Biden.
"Joe," she said. "We have secured the frog."
"asryhsethjtjd sftgdndszgjm," Biden replied, huskily.
Rogue the bat knew that because Biden was president, his every word was automatically encrypted by Secret Service algorithms. She used her super duper spy translator to translate his garbled, code speak.
"Here's the deal, fat tits. Someone's been leaking magical microplastics into the global water supply. It's turning all the cringy furries into cringy gajinkas. It poses a threat to the global world order. The frog's DNA seems to be resistant to humanification, so we plan to use it to reverse engineer a cure. Then we will mandate the cure, and also slip in these microchips made by Bill Gates. Also, it was make everyone who takes it gay," Biden said huskily.
Rogue the bat was confused, but she was just a humble flying mammal with fat thiddies. She couldn't begin to understand the complexities of geopolitics. But, as always, Rogue the bat had an ace up her hole.....
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
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