Knuckes awoke on a rainy Tuesday morning. He woke up and make breakfast, because thats the only meal anyone eats. Breakfast. He made pancakes, waffles, he also poured a bowl of cereal and put some berries in it. He then huskily toasted some bread and fried some eggs huskily. It was during the husky egg cooking that he noticed something strange - his knuckles were less knuckley. "Oh no," he said, and rushed over to the mirror. In his horror, he gazed upon a human reflection! That's right, during the night, under mysterious circumstances, Knuckles had undergone a sort of humanification. His wierd head tentacles where still there, except instead of red quills, they were pulsating shafts of human flesh. They were tipped in small, slit like orifices, that oozed and dripped huskily with a mystery liquid. "Oh no," he said, puzzled yet bemused, and ever-so-slightly aroused. He picked up the phone and called Tails, because tails was a fucking geek, and was nerdy and shit, and he might be able to use science to help Knuckles figure out what was going on.
Tails come over. "Hey Knuckles, don't tell me you didnt make breakfast yet!"
"Oh no," knuckles replied.
"Oh so that means you did make breakfast! Yay! I love breakfast." tails replied huskily.
They sat down for some pancakes. Tails put a lot of syrup on his pancakes, maybe too much syrup. He practically drowned the pancakes in syrup, it was kinda gross actually. Just totally drenched, barely edible anymore. Just nasty.
"So i ran some calculation," Tails said huskily. "Based on my readouts, it looks like someone slipped some magic microplastics into your food."
"Oh no," knuckles replied.
"That's right Knuckles. Its some bad juju/mojo. We gotta get to bottom of this, quick!" Tails called Sonic on his Samsung Galaxy Flip phone.
"Hey you've reached Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm probably busy fucking you mother, so go ahead and leave message you jerkoff. Unless youre that little fuckin nerd Tails, in which case, eat shit and die you little cumstain. Fuck you!" BEEP.
Tails didn't bother to leave a message, because every time he did, Sonic would beat him mercilessly for the transgression. "huh, sonic is busy," he told Knuckles. "What could be more important than our friendship?"
End of chapter 3 -
**Authors Note - fuck you**
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