The colorful onion-shaped domes of Saint Basil's Catherdral shone brightly in the moonlight. It was brisk, winter, evening in Moscow, and Rogue the bat sat haughtily atop the Trump Plaza hotel. She had just obtained one of the KGB's most valuable, hotly contested peices of kompromat ever made - the Pee Pee Tape. Her breasts breasted boobily as her bat baps tittered and bobbed, as dem tits be bouncing as she dove down the side of the skyscraper in an epic fashion that allowed you to see like a sliver of cleavage, and it was hot. As one of the most sought after espionage agents anywhere in the world, she often had to play multiple sides of the field - she was actually engaged in a mission to be a quadruple double agent, which if you do the math correctly would make her a octuple agent. Sometimes, this involved pissing on Donald Trump while video taping it covertly. Othertimes, it meant letting Donald trump piss on her while video taping it covertly. But this time thing where really starting to heat up. Her bat-phone started to vibrate a lot because someone was calling her.
"BRING BRIIIIINGGGGGG" said the bat phone, huskily.
"Hello?" she answered huskily.
"Hey, whats up ya dumb fucking whore? Its me, Sonic the fucking hedgehog, you stupid bitch." Sonic said huskily on the other line. As usual, Sonic was in a bad mood. He was kind of a total son of a bitch? For no real reason?
"What's going on Sonic?" Rogue asked huskily.
"Well ya dumb fucking whore, I finally nabbed that fuckin dumb frog from that asshole Big the Cat. God he fucking sucks. I swear to god, if he ever gets mpreg, I am punch the fucking ever-loving shit out of his utereus." (Totally not foreshadowing.)
"So the frog is secure?" Rogue asked huskily.
"Yeah what are you fucking deaf?" Sonic replied huskily. "I said yes."
"Then phase one of our plan can begin," Rogue chuckled huskily. She hung up the phone and speedailed Joe Biden...
***Authors note: Chapter End : "Hey guys sorry about being gone for two months! As you know I was away serving jail time for refusing to joining my country's military. Anyways, I hope you enjoy***
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
