Tails and Knuckles had been sailing at sea for weeks, and cabin fever had begun to set in. Luckily, the supple flesh of the OCs they had murdrered was able to sustain their shitty bodies. The manatee in particular contained a lot of fat, and that was beneficial. "Knuckles, I think i see land!" Tails exclaimed.
"Oh no," Knuckles replied softly.
"Oh you think its a mirage?" Tails asked.
"Oh no," Knuckles replied.
"S-so, it is land?" Tails asked again, softly.
"oh no," knuckles replied.
"Is it not, NOT land?" Tails asked again, exasperated.
"Oh no," Knuckles replied. But what he meant was meaningless, because they had reached land in the time that conversation took. Greeting them on the shore was a small, pink hedgehog with a psychotic look in her eye. Her quills be bouncin' as she vigorously and greedily stuffed sand down her throat. Also, there was a large anthropomorphic log of shit?
"Hey guys," Amy said. "I'm fuckin C r A z Y now," she said. "Why are you guys humans?"
"I don't know anymore Amy," Tails said woefully. "I just don't fucking know."
"Um, you mean something about microplastics?" Amy proffered, helpfully.
"Yeah that's it, whatever. I just ate a guy's foot to avoid starvation. Where's Sonic?" Tails asked.
"Getting hammer-pegged by Sally Acorn," Amy replied Softly.
"Well we gotta go tell him what's going on! We need a hero right now!" Tails exclaimed excitedly.
"I-I-I can't go back there," Amy said. "I'm afraid of what I might do... I'm I n S A n E e e No W wWW w..."
"Oh no," Knuckles replied.
"I'm Septic the Shitlog!" Septic said.
Knuckles and Septic the Shitlog kissed.
"Cool," tails said. "Let's go to Sonic's House!"
End of Chapter 18
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
