Trembling, you gaze upon Big the Cat's bizarre, yet strangely erotic, monotoes. They excite you greatly, because you are a filthy, disgusting, vile freak.
"Please Big," you plead gently, "I know we haven't moved 5 feet since the begining of this story, and so far made zero effort to find Froggy, but may I please have a lick of your monotoe, sir? To told me over."
"No," Big replied gently. "Bros before toes."
"Aw shucks," you reply, and begin violently punching your boner to make it go down.
End of Chapter 8
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A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story
RomanceWhen a mysterious ailment begins to transform the Sonic characters into humans, does your lover's buddy Froggy hold the key to a cure?
