A Fistful of Fat - A Big the Cat x Reader Story

Chapter 15 - Burger King Foot Lettuce

On the island of misfit OC's, Tales has been trying to come up with a way to get back home and warn his best friend sonic about the humanification. However, it has been made increasingly difficult by the constant, and needless addition of more OCs. Every time the gears start to turn, another bullshit, generic trash OC like "John the Turtle" will show up and just be so distracting that Tails will not only totally lose his train of thought, but get completely removed from the immersion and narrative of the story he's trying to be in. Tails even went to an extremely remote part of the island to try to find peace, just to be alone with his thoughts - he went to bottom of a deep dark cave, sat down and began to ponder ideas. But just at the precipice of a breakthrough, some jerkoff named Xavier the Axlotl jumped out the water and introduced himself. In frustration, Tails returned to the surface only to be greeted by a new OC.
"Hi there, I'm Cringo the Manatee," Cringo the Manatee said. He looked vaguely seafaring, in a sailor hat and a hawaiian shirt.
"Uh, do you by any chance have a boat?" Tails asked him instinctually.
"Why I sure do!" Cringo replied. But before Tails could ask any further questions, he watched Cringo's head be split in half in an explosion of gore. As Cringo slumped to his knees (manatees probably have vestigial knees, not looking this up right now) Tails could see Knuckles the Human standing behind him, his weird, really disgusting oversized, puffy, deformed spiky fists covered in brain matter. Immediately, Tails knew the score.
"Hey Knuckles, do you wanna NOT kill every OC on this island and then use thier corpses to make a raft to get back to the mainland?"
"Oh no," Knuckels replied. Of course, this meant yes, that was exactly what Knuckesl intended. That is how double negatives work.
The two of them went about the nast business of executing every useless, repetitive, generic, trash OC on the island. Knuckles switftly made the discovery that his bizarre head tentacles secreted a kind of paralytic agent that would slowly dissolve the muscle tissue of any OC with which it came into contact. Not only that, but he could sling the goo at range, like Spiderman. He used this to great effect. Also, he punched Fuel the Coyote in the face, killing him instantly. Tails violently shucked Bart the Clam. This sound sexual, but it isn't. Ok, maybe a littel bit. Knuckesl shoved a fist up Binks the Jaguar's ass and just started filling him with the paralytic agent until he exploded from the inside. They then rolled and smoked Chronic the Hemphog. Scourge the hedgehog was also there. Terrified, he pleaded for his life.
"Why would we spare you? Tails asked.
"Well, what if you end up needed an antagonist for this story?" Scourge asked.
"Scourge, Sonic the hedgehog is gonna punch many, many pregnant women before this story ends. Do you really think we need you? Like, are you really gonna be more evil than that? Sonic the Hedgehog him-fucking-self?"
"I suppose not," Scourge replied before Knuckles crushed his skull like his favorite food, grapes. (GRAPE REFERENCE POGGERS)
They then assembled all the corpses into a giant raft, and set sail for the mainland. As they leave the island, they realize it was full of trees that could have been used to make an actually way, way better raft. Oh well.

End of Chapter 15