Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 10

Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
There's probably times on the clock
you've never seen

3 people are now online

Cool kid
An inflatable pool is just a portable
puddle

Chrollo
Is there a reason for this?

Shalnark
I am confusion-

Mother
What???

Cool kid
Any bookmark worth more than a
dollar is a just a waste of money
because you can just use the dollar.

Shalnark
B r o k e

Chrollo
Their actually right but you could
just finish the book in one go

Cool kid
A guy walking around with a crowbar
is a lot more suspicious than a guy
walking around with 3 crowbars

Chrollo
Noted.

Mother
Don't encourage this

Shalnark
Why does that make sense-

Cool kid
The old u is actually your younger
self

Shalnark
This hurts my brain-

Cool kid
There was a time when your parents
picked u up as a kid put u down but
never picked u up again

Shalnark
That's kinda sad-

Mother
😑

Cool kid
U can be underweight u can be
overweight but u can't be just
weight

Mother
When did you even think of this
shit

Cool kid
I wonder how many alarm clocks go
off at the same time every morning

Chrollo
They'll run out of ideas soon enough

Cool kid
Teachers spend years in school for a
certificate saying they can go back to
school

Shalnark
Why would you want to go to school-

Cool kid
There's a point in everyone's life where
"how high can you count?" changes from
a matter of knowledge to a matter of will

Mother
I'm going to kill my self-

Cool kid
Guns are just super aggressive hole
punchers

Chrollo
I'm starting to believe you need
therapy

Franklin is now online

Franklin
But they're right-

Shalnark has changed Franklin's name to Hole puncher