Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)
Cool kid is now online
Cool kid
There's probably times on the clock
you've never seen
3 people are now online
Cool kid
An inflatable pool is just a portable
puddle
Chrollo
Is there a reason for this?
Shalnark
I am confusion-
Mother
What???
Cool kid
Any bookmark worth more than a
dollar is a just a waste of money
because you can just use the dollar.
Shalnark
B r o k e
Chrollo
Their actually right but you could
just finish the book in one go
Cool kid
A guy walking around with a crowbar
is a lot more suspicious than a guy
walking around with 3 crowbars
Chrollo
Noted.
Mother
Don't encourage this
Shalnark
Why does that make sense-
Cool kid
The old u is actually your younger
self
Shalnark
This hurts my brain-
Cool kid
There was a time when your parents
picked u up as a kid put u down but
never picked u up again
Shalnark
That's kinda sad-
Mother
😑
Cool kid
U can be underweight u can be
overweight but u can't be just
weight
Mother
When did you even think of this
shit
Cool kid
I wonder how many alarm clocks go
off at the same time every morning
Chrollo
They'll run out of ideas soon enough
Cool kid
Teachers spend years in school for a
certificate saying they can go back to
school
Shalnark
Why would you want to go to school-
Cool kid
There's a point in everyone's life where
"how high can you count?" changes from
a matter of knowledge to a matter of will
Mother
I'm going to kill my self-
Cool kid
Guns are just super aggressive hole
punchers
Chrollo
I'm starting to believe you need
therapy
Franklin is now online
Franklin
But they're right-
Shalnark has changed Franklin's name to Hole puncher
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Wrong number (HxH)
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