Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 60

All of your candy will be stolen if you don't eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today

"Hello Y/n~" Hisoka greeted. When did you get here!? Oh right, we ignoring a bitch. I closed fall guys, ignoring Hisoka's existence like every sane person should. I'm bored now...

A very important lesson children: if you don't know what to do, eat candy or commit crimes. And if you can't do either of those, give knifes to 18 ducks and then let them loose in the park.

Because Y/n decided to be lazy it was the candy option. When was the last time Y/n ate anything besides candy/ice cream? We will never know.

"Ouch~" Good, be hurt. Suffer. Hisoka decided to also eat my candy, and because I'm ignoring the bitch I couldn't do anything.

I feel like this was a scheme just so Hisoka has a reason to annoy me. Welp I can't quit now, my ego refuses to lose.

We just sat there eating candy in silence for about an hour. Honestly awkward as fuck, but losing would be worse.

I left to check on my children, and luckily Hisoka didn't follow. My poor candy...

"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted. Hey he's not traumatized this time! I don't know how Feitan could be less terrifying than Illumi but oh well.

"Hullo, how's training going?" I asked. Apparently better than training with Illumi.

"Pretty good! At least it's not-" Gon replied before being cut off by Killua.

"Don't say his name it might summon him!" Killua whisper-yelled, covering Gon's mouth. Everyone was terrified at the thought of dealing with Illumi again.

"It's going alright, better than his." Kalluto responded.

"Me and Killua are gonna leave to Whale island later today, do you want to come to?" Gon asked. He's so innocent. I. Need. Picture.

"I would but then you'd have Pedo clown, Fei, and the one who's name cannot be said, following you to." I replied. Gon's aunt would probably die if she found out Gon is hanging out around those three.

"Awww.."

"We'll just meet back up in Yorknew then." I stated.

"Yeah, we can train while we're on Whale island." Killua added.

"Alright! I'll see you, Kurapika, and Leorio in Yorknew then!" Gon said.

"Also going Yorknew." Feitan informed. Damn everyone be going to Yorknew then.

"Oh yeah, Kurapika said the troupe was going to be in Yorknew for the auction." Gon stated. Yooo I could meet all my parents. We could kill M/n together! That sounds like amazing family bonding time.

"I almost forgot that he wants to kill them." Killua added. Oh right, didn't they kill his family or something? God I wish they would kill my family.

"I forgot that Pikachu existed honestly." I mentioned.

"Pikachu?" Gon questioned.

"Pikachu." I replied. Pikachu.

"I'm calling him Pikachu from now on." Killua stated.

"Pikachu will try kill troupe? Good to know." Feitan said, joining in on the conversation. I forgot you were there for a second.

"Oh yeah, when are you going to Yorknew Fei?" I asked.

"We going in hour." He replied.

"We?" I questioned.

"Yes." Apparently I'm going to Yorknew now!