(Guard ^ minus the sword- Also thanks Allura_Aroma for the idea!)
"So~ What are you planning on doing now
darling?~"
"I don't know." I respond. Guess I haven't really thought about it..
"You could stay with me~" Hisoka suggests. No, absolutely not.
"I'd rather stay with Illumi." I reply. At least he isn't a pedophile.
"Ouch~"
"I'd be fine with that." Illumi adds. Huh?
"Wait, what?"
"I could use some help on this mission, seeing how my arm is now broken." Illumi explains. I guess that makes sense.
"Alright." Might as well.
"Aw~ you're abandoning me~" Hisoka complains.
"Yes." I respond.
"Meet me out front in ten minutes." Illumi said before walking off.
"See ya." I add, now walking away from Hisoka.
"You don't even enjoy my company?~ I'm hurt~" Hisoka says like the drama queen he is.
I completely ignore Hisoka, and go to look for Gon.
"We can look it up online." Oh, there they are. Also look what up?
"Hey!" Bald ninja turtle?
"Oh! Hanzo-san!" Actually, his name is bald ninja turtle.
"Hey guys!" Might as well join the conversation, and not eavesdropping like the loser I am.
"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted. So precious.
"I'm heading back home. It was a short, yet seemingly long acquaintance, but i had fun." Bald ninja turtle said.
"So did I!" Gon replied.
"If you ever visit my country let me know. I'll give you the serious tour, no tourist traps." Bald ninja turtle said, now walking away.
"I still want to kill that guy, Shalnark would probably help." I mention.
"You've talked about 'Shalnark' before, and the name seems oddly familiar. If I could ask, how do you know him?" Kurapika questions.
"Oh! I met him and Y/n when they lyric pranked me!" Gon replied.
"And I'm in a groupchat with him." I add.
"Ah, not trying to invade, but who else is in the groupchat?" Kurapika asks.
"Uh, let's see, there's Chrollo, Hisoka, Machi, Pakunoda, Shalnark, umm Uvogin, Feitan, that's who I remember, oh, and Shizuku." I answer.
"Hey Kurapika you good? Your eyes are red again..." Leorio said, backing up.
"Kurapika?" Gon asks.
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Wrong number (HxH)
FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
