"Excuse me, I noticed you were talking to Hisoka, if I may ask, what is your relationship with him?" Someone asked. Why the fuck is a banana talking to me?
"Why do you want to know?" I questioned. If I have to deal with two pedophiles I'm going to lose it.
"Apologies, my name is Kastro, I'm fighting Hisoka in about a month." The banana explained.
"So you're suicidal? What does that have to do with me?" Why would I care that you're going to die in a month? The banana lightly chuckled before talking again.
"You seem to know a bit about Hisoka's abilities, though I guarantee that I can beat him." Banana replied. Ah, suicidal and an idiot.
"That's amazing, I still want to know what this has to do with me." Stupid banana.
"I can't believe Hisoka hasn't killed you.." The banana muttered. Excuse me bitch? "Anyways! Seeing how you know him, I was wondering if you could tell me anything about his abilities?" The banana asked.
"One second." I sighed, time to text Hisoka.
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Hisoka
Y/n is now online
Y/n
Hiso-whore I need helppppppppppp
Hisoka is now online
Hisoka
Hiso-whore?~
Y/n
A banana is asking me about your
abilities
Hisoka
Banana?~
Hisoka
What's their name?~
Y/n
Idk- started with a K
Hisoka
Kastro?~
Y/n
Yea- he your side chick or smthn??
Hisoka
...~
Y/n
Anywhore banana says y'all gonna
fight-
Y/n
So he asking me to tell him about your
abilities because he thinks that'll help or smthn-
Hisoka
Alright~
Y/n
So- tell me about your abilities 😃
Hisoka
What do I get out of this?~
Y/n
-_- idk
Y/n
I'm just tryna help a banana over here
Hisoka
💧-_-⭐️
Y/n
You gonna tell me or nah-
Hisoka
Tell Kastro to ask me himself~
Hisoka is now offline
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FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
