Shalnark
Wait- isn't Illumi the person you
were trying to fuck???
Cool kid
...Well yes but also no
Illumi
Trying to fuck???
Illumi
You could've just asked-
Dad
No.
Mom
No.
Mother
No.
Cool kid
Fuck me????
2 people are now online
Dad
Y/n.
Mom
No.
Mother
Absolutely not
Feitan
No.
Shizuku
Why did I come online?
Illumi
I'll tell you when I'm free
Hisoka
I'll get to it first~
Illumi
I call dibs
Hisoka
I'll still do it~
Cool kid
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Shalnark
No.
Shalnark
But also
Shalnark
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Shizuku
Fight Ig-
Cool kid
Dude a year ago I was chillin in my
room alone like a loser- and now I got
people fighting over me-
Cool kid
Like my life just ✨flipped✨the fuck
around
Dad
I'm going to kill both of you
Cool kid
...
Cool kid
Flip a coin-
Cool kid
I had to
Dad
😐😑😐😑
Mom
Shalnark can you track Illumi??
Shalnark
Already tried- no I can't
Shalnark
The amount of protection that phone
has-
Cool kid
He is a Zoldyck after all
Dad
That is the only reason he's still alive
Feitan
^
Illumi
K- tell me when you're gonna kill me
so I can plan my schedule 😃
Cool kid
Lol
Shalnark
Officially added to the suicidal squad
Cool kid
Nice :3
Illumi
Anyways-
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Wrong number (HxH)
FanfictionYou get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
