Just Friends

Homebody Homeboy

4 days later, at  4:30 pm
Let's say I haven't talked to Armani in 4 days and he's texted me a few times a day or whatever but you can't blame me, I've been busy and didn't have Time so what, I will call him instead of texting... so uhh he can hear my annoying ass voice, I really hate it. Any ways I sigh and begin to call Armani...

The phone rings, he picks up. 'Hey friend..' I say awkwardly.

"What's the deal girlie, what happened Monday you said you would come over it's Friday now ma.. So like I said what's the deal?"

'Do I hear an attitude. Like it ain't my fault hunny. I know I be home but I be busy I'm sorry Armani.'

"Mhmm it's cool you tryna come over girlie?"

'Sure, like can you come swoop me my mom got the car now.'

"Yeah I'll come to you, share yo location with me, shawty"

Hmm my location? I share my location with him. 'I do it.'

"I got you I'll be there in 8, you don't live far from me."  Armani pulls up playing some loud as music
"Whats the deal big baby, don't be mad if I drive fast aight and, my bros at the crib."

'What's the word lil dude, I don't care about any of your bros my nigga, but you funny keep giving me nicknames and shit.'

"Damn chill DA'NEZ , Bitch I'm big dude watch how you talk to me little ass girl."

'Bro I'm grown, I'm fucking 21, but right, right, lower your tone when you say my name.'

"Like I said little ass girl I'm 25, but we almost there you better be ready to smoke to, them niggas done already started." We pull up to his apartment "Dae why you wearing a hoodie in 80 degree weather, Now I understand you dressing comfortable in leggings and crocs and shit but a thick ass Nike hoodie girl, you tripping."

'On my mamma I'm not but it's good.' Armani and I head to his apartment,he unlocks the door and we head into a cloud of smoke. 'Damn y'all need to open a window or turn on a fan or sum and it's hot in here what the hell.'

"You complaining for all the wrong reasons ma, anyways that funny looking ass lightskin nigga is Zie and, ol dude who need his shit fucking retwisted is Joc."

'Whats the deal.' I sit down on the loveseat next to Joc while Zie and Armani sit on the couch. He looks at me and ask if I wanna hit the blunt I nod, he adds me to the rotation. I hit the blunt easing my way into the session.

"Shorty pass it, to me" I pass the blunt to Zie. It's hot as fuck in here for what I'm finna take this damn hoodie off. I begin to take my hoodie off and setting it on the back of the couch I fix my shirt, fuck now I gotta pee, I feel like I'm moving to much damn. 'Where the bathroom at?'

"Go down that hallway and it's on your left" I get up pulling my leggings up and fixing my shirt once more and head to the bathroom.

"Damn Armani she big as fuck, I see why she was covering all that up."

"Zie nigga if you don't shut up, I know you seen her shit jiggle when she walk."

"You funny of course her big as stomach jiggle when she walk."

"Nigga that bitch is bottom heavy, like bro what? If she ain't have no stomach you would've said she was thick as hell. With three C's nigga her ass is fat she probably take dick like a champ during backshots." I stay in the bathroom a little longer so I can be nosy, these dudes think I can't hear em. I buss out the bathroom door and switch hella hard back to my seat.

'Y'all niggas talk to much shut the fuck up and Zie nigga yeah I'm fat I don't care, best believe I'll have any nigga pussywhiped when he fuck with me.' Joc let's out a small chuckle and looks me up and down, I just wanna know why though he ain't said a word to me to look at me.

"Dae chill ma, don't pay this nigga no mind he gets no bitches. Now Joc you gone roll up the next 2 woods."

"Yeah I got you." Damn daddy Joc you should speak more... I'm tryna hear more of you. "Lil mama you know how to roll?" I look over trying not to be so eager to say no. So I look up slowly.

'Huh, no?'

"Nevermind just pay attention to me."

"Dae didn't you say I can't roll, now you got Joc's ass teaching you. Why you ain't say you don't know how to roll, I could've taught you big baby if you would've sat next to me." I look at Joc as the others are in they're phones, as his eyes lowered and tongue slid across the backwood Joc looks up at me as he begin to roll the blunt. I lick my lips as this fine ass nigga roll another blunt looking at me.

"You seen how I rolled that shit huh?"

'Mhmm' ooh shit he a little mean

" Yeah like that ms. new booty, you hitting this shit last too."

"Damn Joc why make her last mane?"

"Cause Nigga Damn she don't know how to roll we each rolled up 2 blunts each Imma make her face that bitch by her self."

"You can't make her face a whole blunt by her self she barely smoke, she gone be sky high zooted nigga."

"Why you bring that big fat bitch here mane she can barely smoke, can't roll like you barley know her, probably thought you made her pussy wet or sum, weak nigga do anything for some coochie, but scared to get outside homebody ass nigga"

'Nigga you mad you can't fuck me huh? Keep bring shit up about my size probably can't fit through the cheeks.'

"Yo you in Joc and my shit, get out bro you had too much mane why you tucking that bottle of Henny, just gone somewhere."

"Joc you really gone let this this corny ass nigga tell me to go"

"You being disrespectful to her" Damn Joc yeah he was being disrespectful right, just keep staring at me like you are and you gone get it good, Damn I hate when I get High man I'm horny and, his tall skinny ass gone get some good head.