Existing at Once

Chapter 20 ~ The Homie

"Alright you son of a bitch I'm- we're leaving" says Entia while holding hands with the woman

"You two are lucky, Ima sucker for romance, not lesbian speciffically, but I still fuck with it. Especially since the both of you are hot as fuck, but either, it's about to be 5AM, you too be careful in driving out there yea? says the bartender as he firemans carries the creepy old dood over his shuoulders all drunk to kick him out.

"Thanks fat fuck, and we'll be back to show you both of our tits as payment for having let us stay so late at your bar." Entia laughs while holding up one of her tits to promote the next time.

"Hey! Those tits are about to be mine! ... But I suppose the bartender did let us stay in this late on our first night of meeting each other, so thank you I guess." the woman gives gratitude in a bleak way.

Entia then grabs her boob and her own to thank the bartender properly.

"H-hey, what are you doing!?"

Entia then runs away outside, escaping a smack to the face for grabbing the woman's boob for the first time.

"That bitch! Oh well, but hey seriously, thanks bartender, I'm really glad I got to meet Entia tonight, and it was thanks to you, so you're definitely invited to our wedding once we get married, alright?"

The woman then thinks in her head, "wow, I really am thinking of marriage already aren't I? You dumb bitch!" She then also laughs for thinking something that down the road, but also hoping that it seriously does happen.

"Hey uh lady... look, Entia's been coming here for years, and though many people have tried hitting on her and Entia always manages to just fuck it up each time but ignroing them or being too shy to even conversate, she took interest upon you, that's kinda why I allowed you t stay for such a long time. I was just tired of seeing Entia that way, that's why I was always wanting to kick her outta the bar, cuz it's really fucking rare for a relationship to ever fucking last if you meet somone at the bar."

"Wait, how long has Entia been coming to this bar?" The woman was shocked after hearing this and asked eagerly."

Hey hun! We are leaving or what!? Your car or my car?" Entia then asks as she almost trips over the fire hydrant on the street from still trying to sober up, but obviously she is still a bit drunk.

"Just a minute! Hey bartender, answer my question, how long ha-"

"Look lady, she's got something rotten inside of her, I'm sure she's told you, but she stuck by and let you sit next to her, either she saw or felt soemthing with you, so just don't hurt the dumb bitch, after all this time I actually understood her a bit more after I the way she just glowed with you. I really just thought she was just toxic, but it seems as if she was just relying on that one percent chance to hope and stay here until she found someone for a potential loving and healthy relationship."

"Huh... You know, you really do speak honestly and kindly for a man that just seems to look mad all the time."

"Shut the fuck up!" The man laughs as he pats his fat belly while still carrying the old creepy dood. "But I only speak this fondly because I was once in Entia's position, in fact in the same window seat you two were sitting on, that's where I first met my wife, plus, I am a scorpio too, oh, don't tell Entia that, she'll start liking me more and well, I wanna keep her with the same toxic attitude I first met her with. So this conversation never happ-"

"YOU HAVE A WIFE!?" The woman is even now further shocked with the bartender's little back story.

Entia then shouts once more, "Ima be a wife someday!"

"Yeaaaaa, she's still kinda fucked up, better take care of her, now go on leave!" The bartender says laughing as he pushes the woman out.

"Hey again, thank you, I don't know why you want to keep all this nice stuff about you away from Entia, but once we do come back as an official couple, bring your wife and we could have our own little double date here alright." the woman then being heartfelt with her words towards the bartender after finding out he's actually a pretty nice guy."

"Sounds like a deal lady, now you drive safe okay? She obviously can't drive yet."

"Will do, have a good nigh- morning." The woman covers her mouth as she feels dumb for almost mistaking the time.

The bartender simply at this point just waves goodbye with a laugh.