The Owl House Shorts: Incorrect Quotes #2

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Amity looked up from her paper sheet. "Anyone else d-"

"Depressed?" YN interrupted her.

"Drained?" Willow asked.

"Dumb?" Gus said, not looking up from his paper.

"Disliked?" Luz asked.

"-done with their work...what's wrong with you people?" Amity asked in concern.

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"Good morning." Amity said with an emotionless tone.

"Good morning." Luz yawned tiredly.

"Good morning." Willow said, while caring for a little plant.

Guys looked at them in disbelief. "Wow you guys sound like robots. Try spicing it up a little."

"GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!" YN yelled from across the hall.

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Luz came down into the living room. "Hey, where's Eda?"

"Well, it's raining. Maybe she melted." YN shrugged.

"Should I looke for a pointy hat?" King asked, jumping from the couch.

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YN angrily looked at Luz. "You lying, cheating, piece of shit!" He yelled at her

"Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!" Luz yelled back.

"That's it. I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AMITY WITH ME!" He angrily stood up, glaring at Luz.

"I think we're gonna stop playing now." Willow said, picking up the monopoly board.

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"Mint is just cold spicy." YN said, looking at his phone.

Everyone looked at him in disbelief.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Amity asked.

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King walked up to YN. "Hey. I heard you like reptiles. Do you have any cool facts?"

"If a crocodile eats your dad, it becomes your new dad."

"Wait really?" King asked shocked.

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YN put down a card on the table. "Ace of spades."

Luz pulled out an Uno card. "Plus 4"

Gus pulled out a pokemon card. "Jolteon I choose you!"

"What are we playing?!" Willow asked trembling.

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"I'm bored..." YN sighed as he let himself flop onto the couch.

"Hm...Wanna commit first degree murder?" King asked, tilting his head.

"Sure!" YN said, quickly sitting up.

Luz who overheard them ran into the living room. "No- Stop, don't do that! King put the knife down. YN put Eda down!"

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"Truth or dare?" Luz asked.

"Truth." YN nodded

"How many hours have you slept this week?"

"....Dare."

"Go to sleep." Luz demanded

"I don't like this game..." YN whimpered.

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The gang's thoughts on stabbing.

Gus: Would never stab anyone.

Luz: Would stab someone in retaliation

Willow: Would yell "I won't hesitate bitch!" first

Amity: Would stab without a warning

YN: Would stab as a warning.

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AN: So yeah. Another short done! These are only just for fun and won't have anything to do with the main-plot (Mostly) and not all of them will be incorrect quotes. And they won't come that often so yeah...Well I hope you had fun readin this and I'll see you in the next big chapter!

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