The Owl House Shorts: Incorrect Quotes#3

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"Hey Gus! I have to Show you a picture from last night that really upset me.." Yn pulled out his Phone as he walked up to his friend.

"Okay, but in my defense, Edric bet me 50 Cents I couldn't drink all that Shampoo"

"That's not what I wanted to- " Yn looked up from His Phone and raised an eyebrow at Gus. "You drank Shampoo?!"

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Amity and Luz watched Yn calmly walk past the living room of the owl house. His hands, face and clothes were covered in Blood.

"He's covered in blood in again. Why is he so often covered in blood lately." Luz asked

"Well it looks like it's his own blood this time." Amity replied, looking back down at her scroll.

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Amity rubbed her forehead in annoyance. "We call it a "traumatic experience."
She then pointed at Edric. "Not a "bruh Moment"
She pointed at Luz. "Not "sadge"
And lastly, she pointed at Yn. "And definitely not an "oof LMAO"

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Tabitha looked at Yn with a look of confusion. "You saved me. Why?"

"People would think I murdered you if I didn't." Yn deadpanned.

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King tilted his head. "You seriously spent money on this?"

Luz kneeled down in front of a group of ducklings, putting tiny raincoats in them. "They need this."

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"Would Mr. Yn please come to the front desk?

Yn was walking through the store when he heard this announcement. With a raised eyebrow he went To the fronst desk. "Uh, hello. Is there a problem?"

The store worker pointed at Edric, Gus, Luz and Amity. "I believe they belong to you?"

"We got lost." All four of them said simultaneously.

Yn looked at them in confusion. "...I didn't even bring you Guys Here with me-"

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[Before they were best Friends]

Luz ran towards Yn with open arms. But he moved out of the way, causing her to crash into the wall.

"Hey! Why did you move?" She asked, while rubbing her head.

"I thought you were going to attack me..." Yn muttered.

"I was going to hug you!" Luz exclaimed as she stood up.

"Why would you hug me?"

"WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!"

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Yn stood coughing hardly after choking on some apple blood after Luz told a really Bad Joke.

"Jeez, don't die on us." Amity joked.

"Don't tell me what to do, Blight!" Yn said, still coughing.

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Edric looked at Yn with a raised eyebrow. "It says you're the "second worst thing that ever happened to these orphans." What does that mean?"

"It means that I was the second worst thing that ever to them." Yn said with a shrug.

"But what was the first worst thing?"

Awakward pause...

"Edric, they... They weren't Always orphans."

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The Gang was sitting around the living room, when Luz suddenly had a thought.

"Why aren't there any friend pick-up lines? Pick Up lines to make friends like-" She turned to Amity. "Hey that's a cute Outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else because you are a beautiful individual"

Yn turned to Willow with a deadpan expression. "Be my friend, or I'll set your entire family in fire."

"There are two types of people..." Gus said.

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"Violence isn't the answer." Luz said, putting a hand on Yns shoulder as they watched Bosha Walk away.

"You're right." He said with a nod.

The group sighed in Relief.

"Violence is the question." He traced a spell circle and a dagger made of ice appeared in his Hand.

"What?" Luz looked at him with wide eyes.

"And the answer is yes!" He yelled before bolting after Bosha.

"No!" Luz quickly ran after him.

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Yess, another Incorrect Quotes because, why Not? They're fun to write. Well however. See ya in the next Part of The First Day!

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