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Luz, Amity and Yn were in the kitchen, Banking a pie.
"Beat three eggs?" Luz tilted her head to the side.
"Oh, that means in hand-to-hand Combat." Yn said.
"Ooooohh-"
"Both of you. Get out of this kitchen." Amity commanded, pointing at the door.
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"Okay...maybe playing "whose Family is the most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea we've had." Yn said and then pointed to the bathroom door. "Edric's been crying in there for an hour now and we can't get him Out."
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Everyone was sitting in the living room, when Yn suddenly had a thought.
"Is letting someone win in chess sapiosexual bottoming?"
Everyone looked at him.
"Does anyone in this god forsaken group think before they speak?!" Lilith asked yelling.
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[In A Groupchat]
TheIdiotTwin: I'm a Theif.
CottonCandyHairedTomato: Thief?
TheIdiotTwin: Theif
ScalyBoi: Edric, the E comes after the I. Except when they come after a C.
TheIdiotTwin: Thceif.
ScalyBoi: No.
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Yn came rushing into the living room."okay, time sensitive question. How flirt boy?"
"Throw Rocks at He" Eda said
"Hotdogs." Luz simply Said after looking up for a second.
"Kill him." King yelled, jumping in the table.
"Thanks Guys." Yn rushed Back outside.
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"I Support womens rights. But I also support their wrongs. I love it when they do bad things." Yn said nodding.
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Yn and Edric sat together on a bench. Waiting for the Others.
"The ocean is soup." Edric suddenly said.
Yn looked up from his phone in confusion and then over to Edric "....Do elaborate."
"What is needed for something to be soup?"
Yn thought for a second. "Uhm, water, salt, some Form of vegetation, and I personally prefer some meat in mine."
Edric tilted his head and a realization hit Yn.
"The ocean is soup."
The Blight nodded and put a hand on Yns shoulder. "The ocean is soup."
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"Are we having some kind of Moment?" Kikimora asked.
"If by "a moment" you mean, me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are." Tabitha replied.
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[After the Most recent events]
"We're kinda having fun right?" Luz asked and put an arm around Yns shoulder.
"I've never been more Stressed out in my entire life." The Boy deadpanned.
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Luz and Yn got themselves Stuck in a very dangerous Situation.
"Don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. We'll be fine." Luz said smiling and enthusiastic.
"How can you still say that?!" Yn asked almost screaming.
"Because sometimes, when Things get though, denial is all that we have!" Luz said with even more enthusiasm.
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"Don't worry, Just be yourself." Yn said as he put a hand in Amitys shoulder.
"Be myself? Yn, I have one day to win Luz over." Amity looked over to Willow, Gus and King. "How Long did it take you guys to like me?"
"Couple of Weeks." Willow answered.
"Eh, about six months." Gus shrugged.
"Jury's still Out." King jumped on Gus' head.
"See, Yn?" Amity looked back at him. "Be myself. What kind of Garbage advice is that?"
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"If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party and you're all invited." Yn said, looking at His friends.
"If?" Amity tilted her head in confusion, while Willow groaned.
"Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die."
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Yeah more Incorrect Quotes before the main story goes forward! Fun and stuff!
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The Dragon Witch (The Owl HouseXMale!Reader)
FanfictionY/N Najera always was an outsider. He was obsessed with fantasy, writing and especially videogames and he had weird sudden mood swings. That was one of the Main reasons he didn't have many friends. The other reason was his weirdly pointy ears. Some...
