Bb: bebe
Wends: wendy
Red: red
_________________________________________Cartman hate groupchat
Crackhead: so yall its my fav time of the day
Ginger: YES-
Crackhead: someone tell cartmans fatass to go home and stay there like bitch your face hurts my eyes
myplatoniclove: NAUR-
ilovedogs: OMG NAUR
Poorhoe: YOU DID NOT🤚😭
crackhead: oh i did and bros a pussy like fucker grow a pair your not a baby
stonecoldbitch:
Crackhead: any of yall know where his hair line ends and his forhead starts? Cuz i sure as hell cant find it
Poorhoe:
myplatoniclove: PLEASE-
Bb: PLEASE THE CARTMAN SLANDER IS EVERYTHING
crackhead: this is cartman:
Sugerdaddy: pffffff-
crackhead: also cartman:
Wends:
Red: YES WE STAND THE CARTMAN SLANDERpoorhoe:
Crackhead: i have to go but i'll leave yall with one last photo of cartman
Ginger:
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔