Ilovedongs: got spammed by Kyle
99problemsandcashisallofthem: Wym?
Ilovedongs: dude I got spammed by Kyle homies shitting bricks because hes at y/ns house and one of their brothers just came out to the family
99problemsandcashisallofthem: and wtf happened
Ilovedongs: apparently he said "guys i have a confession to makeI'm gay I know this is a surprise but this is the real me" and y/n stood up and said "I also have a confession to make I'm pregnant and the father is my friend Kyle's that's why hes here tonight"
99problemsandcashisallofthem: what the actual fuck😭
Greenhathoe: worst part is it went quiet then someone said "bruh"
Whore: I like attention
Ilovedongs: no shit who the fuck stands up after your brother comes out and says "I'm pregnant" y/n your a Virgin
Whore: THEY DONT KNOW
THAT ASSHOLE
99problemsandcashisallofthem: I'm pretty sure everyone knows that y/n
Whore: HOW DO YOU
KNOW WHAT IF I HAD
SEX WITH BUTTERS
99problemsandcashisallofthem: did you have sex with butters?
Whore: no but I could
Greenhathoe: y/n why is your brother looking at me like that
Ilovedongs: dudes probably praying on your downfall
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
