"im Chris Hanse with the show-"

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99problemsandcashisallofthem: just saw y/n being approached by a middle-aged man and said "Hey baby girl looking for a good time"

Ilovedongs: and you just LET that happen?

99problemsandcashisallofthem: y/n turned around and said "My dad's Chris hanse, waive to the cameras" then turned and waived at a random girl across the street with a big bag 😭

Ilovedongs: y/n- I want you

Whore: hwat😀

Greenhathoe: I remember when y/n forgot how to write companies and wrote comepenis on our school work

Ilovedongs: we spent 30 minutes laughing

99problemsandcashisallofthem: dudes I laughed so hard I felt abs coming in

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