Yourmom: whats freeze stop porn?
Ginger:
Stanfurd: where the fuck did you even find that, freeze stop porn?Poorhoe:
Yourmom:Kenny's computer
Stanfurd: why am i not even shocked
Ginger: WHAT THE FUCK
Poorhoe: I CAN EXPLAIN
Ginger: DUDE I DONT WANT YOU TO
Yourmom: if our feet touch we fuck duh
Stanfurd: I mean- my feet our out rn- you should come over y/n
Yourmom: im not talking to you dumbass im questioning Kenny, he knows what im talking about
Poorhoe: y/n can we not do this in the group chat
Yourmom: wheres the fun in that
Ginger: don't look up freeze porn
Stanfurd: wasn't going to
Ginger: good that shit traumatized me
Poorhoe: its not that bad
Ginger: NOT THAT BAD BOY BFFR
Yourmom: just looked it up and I threw up guys
Stanfurd: feel like I have to look it up now
Ginger: DONT STAN ITS SO BAD
howdidyougetmynumber: guys wtf it's 4am on a school day
Ginger: cartman look up freeze porn ots really hot and sexy
Poorhoe: NAH KYLES GONE MAD
Stanfurd: im going to drink Bleach
Poorhoe: damn it's not that bad, I mean y/n watched furry porn in school once
Ginger:
Yourmom: IT WAS ONE TIME AND YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT
Ginger:
Stanfurd: is this what a heartattack feels like
Yourmom: yea dude
Ginger:
Yourmom:
Stanfurd:
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanficwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔