Ginger: y/n that shit was fucking gross
Stanfurd: tf happened
Poorhoe: well if you would have went to y/n volleyball game you would know
Stanfurd: I HAD FOOTBALL PRACTICE
Poorhoe:
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Stanfurd: dude five nights at Freddy's is such a old game
Yourmom: fuck you and you football looking head stan
Stanfurd: OH COME ON
ginger: lmao sucks for you
Poorhoe: anyways y/n was playing volleyball and they popped their sholder out of its socket
Stanfurd: shit that must hurt
Ginger: they didn't even flinch
Yourmom: ah you guys are dramatic, popping it back in was a peace of cake
Poorhoe: I HEARD IT POP FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING
Stanfurd: well yea your going to hear it
Poorhoe: I WAS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK
Stanfurd: I stand corrected
Yourmom: ngl my shoulder still hurts
Ginger: YOU POPPED YOUR SHOLDER OUT OF YOUR SHOCKET AND POPPED IT BACK IN YOUR SELF, YOUR SAYING IT HURT?
Poorhoe: were taking you to the hospital
Yourmom: cant my family believes in the healing of spiritual or whatever the fuck it is
Poorhoe: you cant pay in cash?
Ginger: you think y/n has that type of money🤨
Stanfurd: I mean kyle right, hospital bills are hella expensive
Poorhoe: shit your right, what do we do now
*Yourmom has added butt(ers)*
Yourmom: butters my shoulder hurts
Butt(ers): ask cartman to pay for the medical bill at the hospital
Ginger: he would say no
Butt(ers): tell him y/n will date him like the plan before
Ginger: huh kinda forgot that we didn't use that plan
Stanfurd: GUYS THEY KILLED KENY
Ginger: THOSE BASTEREDS
Yourmom: well kenny dies almost every day
Ginger: no he doesn't, I think you hit your head y/n
Yourmom:
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Hayran Kurguwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
