Ilovedongs: yo anyone else see y/n crying?
Greenhathoe: yea I was going to ask them about that but Wendy was comforting them😔
99problemsandcashisallofthem: that fucking simp
Ilovedongs: wait which one of yall mf know everyone who has a crush on them
Dyslexicmotherfucker: kenny, kyle, stan, Wendy, hidi, Tolkien and Clyde have crushes on y/n
Greenhathoe:....goddammit, that's so many fucking people
Ilovedongs: YO WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING PEOPLE AFTER MY BABY MAMA
Greenhathoe: STAN WHAT THE FUCK
99problemsandcashisallofthem: you mean my baby mama right🤨
Ilovedongs: nope
99problemsandcashisallofthem: I finna pull up you better be ready fucker
Greenhathoe: I'll record that shit kenny beat his ass
Whore: wait I thought kyle was stans super best friend 😟
Greenhathoe: not anymore
Ilovedongs: Y/N WHAT HAPPENED? WHY WERE YOU CRYING?
Whore: my mom sat the whole family this morning and told us shes pregnant again
Greenhathoe: WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN?
ilovedongs: bro tell your mom to stop busting it opened for your dad tf
99problemsandcashisallofthem: y/n lets have that many kids😏
Greenhathoe: ok ignoring the implementation Kenny's implying, it's physically impossible to have that many kids, y/ns mom is built different 😨
Ilovedongs: how many kids is that 12?
99problemsandcashisallofthem: yup
Whore: WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST ABORT IT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE SIBLING😭
Dyslexicmotherfucker: goddamm y/n snapped😶
Ilovedongs: no y/ns right their mom should abort it but only if she wants to
Dyslexicmotherfucker: no that's y/ns dad's opinion y/ns mom can't abort if he doesn't want her to tf
Greenhathoe: cartman can you carry a child?
Dyslexicmotherfucker: no
Greenhathoe: then shut the fuck up you misogynistic bastered
Dyslexicmotherfucker: no you jew
*Dyslexicmotherfucker had been kicked from the chat*
99problemsandcashisallofthem: and he should never come back😌
Whore: my lord men who stand by woman turn me on😍
Greenhathoe: you know I hate when men think they're above women
99problemsandcashisallofthem: women should get payed more then men at jobs
Ilovedongs: women are superior
Whore: i was joking what the fuck
99problemsandcashisallofthem: me too hahaha 😶
Greenhathoe: LMAO me too
Ilovedongs: i wasn't
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
