Stan gang goup chat
Crackhead:YO CARTMAN HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CUZ YOU GAY AND SHIT
Howdidyougetmynumber: IM NOT GAY WTF
ginger: your not?
Poorhoe: wait for real i thought he was the gay one🤨
Ilovedogs: he's prob lying
Crackhead: didnt you suck butters dick tho? Thats pretty gay dude
Howdidyougetmynumber: NO BUTTERS IS GAY NOT ME
ginger: as i said before cartman if you put a guys weener in your mouth your gay
Poorhoe: wait isnt y/n also gay?
Crackhead: why did you have to expose me like this kenny😭💔
Poorhoe: what-
Crackhead: i thought you were bae......turns out your just fam
Poorhoe: NO I CAN CHANGE COME BACK😭
crackhead: no ive moved on i have a wife and kids now
Poorhoe: WHAT WHO-
Crackhead: its kyle his my wife now, we adopted kids a girl and a boy
Ginger: what-
Poorhoe: KYLE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
ginger: i did nothing why was i pulled into this
Ilovedogs: but kyles a boy y/n how is he your wife🤨
Crackhead: who said a wife had to be a woman🤨
Ginger: tbh i kinda wanna be a wife even if im not a woman-
Howdidyougetmynumber: thats gay as hell
Crackhead: stfu if kyle wants to be my wife let him my wife gay boy
Hoedidyougetmynumber: IM NOT GAY FUCK YOU
ilovedogs: yall hear something?
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔