Stanfurd: so y/n do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
Ginger: neither cuz your not dating them
Poorhoe: yea stan y/n's not your bitch
Yourmom: boyfriend today baby
Ginger:
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Poorhoe: im sorry, what?
Stanfurd: nice to know
Ginger: y/n please say sike about dating stan
Yourmom: why? He's not lying
Ginger: HE'S NOT?
Poorhoe: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN, AND WHY STAN AND NOT ME TF
Stanfurd: last night y/n asked me about ligma and it just went on from there
Yourmom: it was very romantic
Ginger: ligma?
Yourmom: yea ligmaballs
Poorhoe:
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Ginger: why did I fall for that
Stanfurd: lmao
Ginger: so your not dating?
Stanfurd: I mean y/n Wanna go out?
Poorhoe: WO NOW STAN CHILL
Yourmom:as in like a date
Stanfurd: yea if you want
Ginger: YO STAN WTF
Yourmom: sure
Stanfurd: REALLY?
Ginger: REALLY?
Poorhoe: FOR REAL
Yourmom: I mean why not it's not like anyone else likes me
Ginger:your joking right?
Yourmom: no, people don't really like me
Poorhoe:
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Ginger: I LIKE YOU
Poorhoe: YEA Y/N I LIKE YOU TOO
Stanfurd: man fuck you fake ass hoes
Yourmom: as in like like me?
Ginger: yea
Poorhoe: of course
Yourmom: I like like you guys to
Ginger: SO YOU CANT GO OUT WITH STAN, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE OF US
Poorhoe: YEA
Stanfurd: MAN YALL REALLY ARE FAKE AS FUCK
Yourmom: STOP YALL ALL COULD BE MY SUPER BEST FRIENDS
Stanfurd: what-
Ginger: y/n what are you talking about
Yourmom: YOUR FIGHING OVER WHO GETS TO BE MY SUPER BEST FRIEND
Ginger: I give up
Stanfurd: goddammit
Poorhoe: so like no head y/n
Yourmom: give me a twenty
Poorhoe: REALLY?
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
