Poorhoe = kenny
Ilovedogs= stan
Ginger= kyle
Howdidyougetmynumber= cartman
Crackhoe= reader
Stan gang group chat
Howdidyougetmynumber: WHO TOOK MY KAT
ginger: *cat
Howdidyougetmynumber: STFU YOU JEW
Poorhoe: how the fuck do you mess up the word cat
Ilovedogs: i mean he is cartman
crackhoe: NAH WHO TOOK THIS MANS CAT
ginger: dude his cats somewhere in the house and his fatass doesnt wanna get up and look for it
Howdidyougetmynumber: HEY IM NOT FATT IM BIG BONED
ginger: *fat
Poorhoe: dude he has to go back to first grade
Crackhoe: anyway were not going to talk about cartmans missing cat
Howdidyougetmynumber: FUCK U
Crackhoe: i have some thing😏
Poorhoe: wooo please show
crackhead:
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Howdidyougetmynumber:......where did you get that
Poorhoe: NAH WHAT IS THAT
Ginger: ew gross
Ilovedog: i just got jumpscared by that
Crackhoe: weanmechainnasumma
Poorhoe: tomaheatbeetsoun❤
Crackhoe: wefelanlov
Ilovedogs: wendalefturnbron
Howdidyougetmynumber: what is this some type of cult
Ginger: if you dont like it leave😒
Poorhoe: yea no asked you to be here
Crackhoe: we stand the cartman slander😌🙌
Hoedidyougetmynumber: FUK ALL OF U
Ginger: *fuck
*howdidyougetmynumber has left chat*
Ilovedogs: nice hes gone
Ginger: *he's
*ilovedogs has left chat*
Ginger: NO STAN COME BACK
*Ginger has left chat*
Poorhoe:....we're all alone now 😏
*Read at 12:00*
Poorhoe:
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Crackhoe: NAH NOT THE DREAMSMP MEMES KENNY DO YOU NOT HAVE A DAD
Poorhoe: HEY MY DAD IS ALIVE AND WELL
Crackhoe: isnt your dad a drugie 🤨
*poorhoe has left chat*
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanficwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔
