Yourmom: alright, cough up who here knows how to make soup
Ginger: stan is the only decent cook here and it's only because his sister
Stanfurd: RUDE BUT TRUE
poorhoe: why u need soup?
Yourmom: going to spill it on cartman when I get to school on MondayGinger: wait let me join it'll be funny fr
Stanfurd: imma ask Shelly to teach me how to make soup
Porhoe:
Poorhoe: yalls going to waist good food for that when I'm sitting right here fuck you guys (except y/n, love you bbgirl😍)
Yourmom: stan make the most horrible soup know to man
Poorhoe: SO YOUR JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY LOVE CONFESSION I WORK YEARS BUILDING UP CONFIDENCE FOR IT AND YOU JUST CRUSHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL OUR IMAGINARY CHILDREN THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD NOW
Stanfurd: yo wtf
Ginger: who tf is going to read all of that
Ginger: so I just read all of it
Yourmom: :0 NOT THE CHILDREN, PLEASE DONT TELL THEM, THEIR MY WORLD AND MY AIR
Poorhoe: you should have thought of that before asking me to marry you😭
Yourmom: don't you understand your the other woman
Poorhoe: SHES THE OTHER WOMAN
*insert the other woman song from tiktok* *ugly crying*Ginger: this was so sad, Alexa play despacio😭
Stanfurd: y/n I thought you we were going to alope together, what am I going to tell our in my mind dog, and cat, and 24 birds all named little Tom
Ginger: 24 birds😟
Poorhoe: *gasp* Stanfurd your try to steal my partner how dare you I thought you were my friend
Stanfurd: we'll guess what im pregnant and we're keeping it
Ginger: stan your a boy
Stanfurd: OH, y/ns pregnant and were keeping it
Ginger: y/n don't like sex
Stanfurd: FUCK KYLES PREGNANT AND YOUR THE DAD
Ginger: im a man and I don't like sex either
Stanfurd: MARKS PREGNANT AND IM THE FATHER
Poorhoe: who's Mark?
Yourmom: and how'd you knock them up?
Ginger: and when?
Stanfurd: imma be honest, I don't know a mark imma virgin and never
Poorhoe: ha nerd never got layed like kyle
Ginger: I've been layed before?
Yourmom: why'd that come out of question lmao
Stanfurd: kenny you like whores
Ginger: YEA
Poorhoe: hell yea I do
Stanfurd: I forgot you don't care
YOU ARE READING
south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
أدب الهواةwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔